"Grizzlies secretly enrolling. Wearing jorts, carrying backpacks, using slightly wrong names"

[kpete]

UPDATE: Teacher at Wyoming school Betsy DeVos said needed guns to shoot "grizzlies" says that's "absolutely" untrue


https://twitter.com/johnmoe/status/821699932612624385
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/821575930011385857
https://mic.com/articles/165777/betsy-devos-grizzlies-guns-in-schools-donald-trump-education-secretary#.3MEFIwMBU

[Buckeye_Democrat]

1. Great stuff.

Also works well on people

cougars

and all kinds of threats.

[Sanity Claws]

2. The bears don't even use gender appropriate bathrooms.

They just shit in the woods, in the classroom, wherever they like.

[malthaussen]

4. They defecate like Republicans shit on us...

... at random, and everywhere.

-- Mal

[dembotoz]

3. we need to preserve the right to arm bears

[Sanity Claws]

5. I wonder if she mentioned grizzlies because she was confused

Maybe she thought the second amendment referring to arming bears, not bearing arms. You might have hit on something there.

[underpants]

6. BEARS!!! Colbert had it right years ago. Video of her ridiculous response

[Coventina]

7. "We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears!"

Ahhhhh, the Simpsons.

Is there anything in life that can't be referenced through them?

(answer: no)