Drumpf begs people to come to inauguration on Facebook video. Hilarity ensues in the comments!

[ncgrits]

You have to have a Facebook account to get to the page (which is why I have a fake one), but here's the link for those that do:
https://www.facebook.com/mikepence/videos/10158473983515725/


And here's a sampling of the comments for those that don't do Facebook (and they go on and on and on!):
--"Can't make it, but I will definitely tune in for the impeachment proceedings!"
--"Sorry I can't attend. I volunteered to polish John Lewis's Presidential Medal of Freedom while he's out of town."
--"My dog needs her anal glands expressed that day. I figured I should learn to do it myself, since we are going to be reluctantly cleaning up 💩 in a few years anyway."
--"Sorry, I won't be able to make it. I need to be well rested for this little march a few women friends of mine have the next day. Should be a good time. Maybe you will see us on the news. If so, make sure you tweet a sexist remark. Thanks."

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Responses are priceless, see here

Can't make it, but I will definitely tune in for the impeachment proceedings!
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Of course real, sane people who love this country will not attend. But ORDER THE TICKETS! The empty seats will make his Cheeto head explode!!
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Sorry I can't attend. I volunteered to polish John Lewis's Presidential Medal of Freedom while he's out of town.

[lapislzi]

2. My daughter actually ordered tickets

Just so there would be four empty seats.

[MFM008]

3. Rof

[malaise]

4. Hehehehehhe

[barbtries]

5. here's a few more. it's priceless

Jill Schwitzgebel No thanks. I only attend inaugurations for legitimately elected presidents.

Jessica Lewis Not no but hell no. I will however watch his impeachment hearing on the grounds of espionage and treason.

Michelle Naylor-Fetty Sorry, I won't be able to make it. I need to be well rested for this little march a few women friends of mine have the next day. Should be a good time. Maybe you will see us on the news. If so, make sure you tweet a sexist remark. Thanks.

Alan Kennedy Sorry can't do. Having elective root canal surgery. Scheduled back on Nov 9th.

Susan Getgood No. But I am very much looking forward to the rebroadcast at 11:30pm on Saturday Night.

Dc Cedar I wouldn't want to take jobs from all the seat fillers you paid and I have a much larger event to attend the following day, perhaps you heard of the Women's March.

Susan Stewart Eaton Heard they raised $90 million for the inauguration festivities. Maybe if you gave me a million dollars to go....nah, just messing with you. Still wouldn't go. I have to wash my hair that night. And the taste of this election out of my mouth.

Tarah Martin Nope!!! I'll be busy watching A Meryl Streep movie that night.

Alison Campbell I live in Australia so it's a bit far and they don't have gold-plated cutlery in cattle class.
But if you want to send your private jet to collect me, I could spend the flight knitting one of those pink pussy beanies and then duck the inauguration to go on the women's march.
Otherwise, no thanks - I'll just stay here and enjoy our universal health care...

[flygal]

6. OMG this made my day!

I have to have faith that most of us get it and aren't deplorable.

[flygal]

7. So many good ones - but this is really funny:

I would trust PeeWee Herman sitting behind me in a movie theater while out on a date with O J Simpson, drinking at Bill Cosby's bar with Flint Michigan ice cubes, after taking elevator rides with Ray Rice, all while Casey Anthony babysits for me before I'd go to Trumps inauguration.

[central scrutinizer]

12. Why snub Charlie Manson and Jeffrey Dahmer?

[George II]

8. I'm going to be helping the Obamas move and get set up in their new digs.

[calimary]

9. These and more - I LOVE!

This one:
Will Gold Can't make it, but I will definitely tune in for the impeachment proceedings!
Unlike · Reply · 77,602 · January 14 at 5:39pm

Seventy-Seven-THOUSAND-PLUS likes!

[IronLionZion]

10. If the tickets are free, then definitely register everyone you know

and don't show up! It will drive him bonkers!



I really hope Obama/Biden has hidden the nuclear launch codes someplace safe where it will take dipshit a long time to find them.

[catrose]

11. There's an ad showing up on DU

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"Free tickets to inauguration"

Not that I'll click it...especially since it says "paid for by the 58th presidential inaugural committee"

[Cha]

13. This is funny...

--"Sorry, I won't be able to make it. I need to be well rested for this little march a few women friends of mine have the next day. Should be a good time. Maybe you will see us on the news. If so, make sure you tweet a sexist remark. Thanks."