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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away
WASHINGTONAlarmed at the prospect of unconstitutional overreach by the Trump administration, millions of fearful Americans have already begun stockpiling facts before the federal government comes to take them away, sources confirmed Friday. I know my rights as an American, so youd better believe Im getting my hands on as many facts as possible and keeping them somewhere safe where this First Amendmenthating president of ours cant snatch them all up, said Pittsburgh resident David Edelman, 38, adding that he was worried that President Trump planned to not only suspend production of facts, but also seize existing ones, leaving Americans and their families completely defenseless. The minute I saw Trump, I knew he was someone who didnt grow up around facts or the kind of folks who use facts. Well, the founding fathers cherished my right to possess facts, and theyd be rolling in their graves if they knew the Feds were going to bust in and try to steal our facts in the middle of the night. A spokesperson for the Trump administration dismissed such fears, saying that the president merely wanted to keep facts away from certain dangerous people.
http://www.theonion.com/article/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-federal-govern-55219
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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (Original Post)
ehrnst
Feb 2017
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Oh man! If I had known Trump would be POTUS I might have tried to buy the Onion.
McCamy Taylor
Feb 2017
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Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)1. You owe me a monitor. Seriously.
kimbutgar
(21,157 posts)2. I'm glad I still have books.
McCamy Taylor
(19,240 posts)3. Oh man! If I had known Trump would be POTUS I might have tried to buy the Onion.
Their work just got sooooo easy.