Considering his history, he should be smarter than to stand in front of a golden shower curtain

[pinboy3niner]

Paraphrase of a monologue quip by James Corden on the Late Late Show.



Unfortunate reminder of the 'golden shower' dossier...

[Skittles]

1. what is it with Trump and his fucking hand gestures

seriously, he's such a MORON

[Mc Mike]

15. Ersatz, contrived, out of sync, to be sure.

But there's a kind of sign language to them, too. He says "# 1. OK. L(osers)."

I bet he studied Hitler's body motions during his speeches, as well as the speeches themselves.

[TexasTowelie]

2. Look at his tiny hands.

I don't know he handled a basketball when he was younger because he can't even palm the ball.

That aside, I'm so grateful that I've made it a point to miss every press conference held by the Trump administration. It was painful enough to have to watch Donald during the debates and there is absolutely no way I'm going to subject myself to watching him any further.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

8. He does have creepy little doll hands.

[malaise]

3. Too good

[Arkansas Granny]

4. And he's had them installed all over the White House, it seems.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Reminds him of the good times in Russia

[NBachers]

6. I immediately made the same observation- This is now part of the public lexicon.

[trusty elf]

7. .....

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[betsuni]

9. I have dark gold curtains, I think the color is called "Golden Harvest" or something.

Now every time I look at them I think of Trump. I am ashamed and embarrassed to own Golden Harvest curtains; I feel cheap, vulgar. How could I have chosen such a color? My self-esteem has plummeted. Thanks, Trump. At least I have long fingers.

[Cha]

10. And you can always go out

a buy another shower curtain..

betsuni

[pinboy3niner]

12. Luckily for me, I don't have anything like that

The only thing I have that might approach 'gaudy' is a gift I got from the head monk at a Buddhist temple in Vietnam 25 years ago. And that's only because the depiction of three gods is painted in bright colors on a mirror with a red wooden frame.

[Donkees]

16. Quote: The mirror is thoroughly egoless and mindless...

"The mirror is thoroughly egoless and mindless. If a flower comes it reflects a flower, if a bird comes it reflects a bird. It shows a beautiful object as beautiful, an ugly object as ugly. Everything is revealed as it is. There is no discriminating mind or self-consciousness on the part of the mirror. . . . Such non-attachment, the state of no-mind, or the truly free working of a mirror is compared here to the pure and lucid wisdom of Buddha." -- Zenkei Shibayama, Kyoto 1967

[betsuni]

20. That's great!

I avoid mirrors because I don't want to know what I look like just in case it's unfortunate, but I'd look at that one because it's full of good luck.

[TrollBuster9090]

11. The thing that always drives me nuts is that we had to endure eight years of wingnuts

we had to endure eight years of wingnuts who claimed that was a "muslim prayer curtain" that muslim Obama had put up. Nevermind the fact that there is no such thing as a muslim prayer curtain, or the fact that those oakleaf motif curtains have hung there since the Nixon administration....it was OBAMA the muslim who put 'em there!

And now we don't hear a word out of them regarding the 'muslim prayer curtains.'

However, having said that....I'm sure Trump has an actual GOLD SHOWER in Trump towers. We know he's got a gold toilet. Pretty sure he has a golden shower as well.

[rpannier]

13. Considering his history, he should be smarter than

everything after that is just a blank. Cuz he isn't smarter than anything

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Yes I noticed that too

The guy is fucking tacky as hell.

[madokie]

17. What the *uck is with him and this gold shit anyway?

So he drags the drapes from the tower with him where ever he goes. This mo'fo is crazy, stoopid, ignorant as the day is long
F.U.C.K. t.R.U.M.P.

He fits crazy to a T, does he not?

[GeorgeGist]

18. Is he having an orgasm?

[Vinca]

19. LOL - please let that video come to the surface.