Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Not "Jeff Sessions." Every time, people..

[msanthrope]

No abbreviations. Ever.

[Raster]

1. aka The EVIL KKKeebler Elf

[msanthrope]

2. We don't have use anything but his name. nt

[Raster]

3. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

...to be entirely accurate.

[msanthrope]

4. Keep using it. Over and over. nt

[pepperbear]

5. Flowers....? For Me???? Why, Colonel Beauregard, I do declayuh....

next time you'll be asking my daddy if I can ride in your surry...without a chaperone.

[Raster]

6. ...was I talking in my sleep?

[MurrayDelph]

7. And never forget

a) to be accurate to his speech patterns, the H in "the third" should not be aspirated (as in Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Tird&quot

and

b) Beauregard, if you translate it from French to Arabic, is Hussein.

[Gothmog]

8. Sessions is a racist and we should use his full name