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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTHE GOPS OBAMACARE REPLACEMENT PLAN
S. 107
THE SELF-CARE ACT
To replace the Affordable Care Act of 2010 with affordable, quality self-care tips for all Americans.
IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES
Mr. CRUZ (for himself, Mr. McCONNELL, Mr. RUBIO, and Mr. PAUL) introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Finance.
A BILL
That is way better than the Affordable Care Act of 2010. We promise.
c.) TABLE OF DIVISIONS, TITLES, AND SUBTITLES. This Act is divided into divisions, titles, and subtitles as follows:
DIVISION AAFFORDABLE SELF-CARE TIPS
TITLE ISELF-CARE FOR MINOR INJURIES AND AILMENTS
Subtitle AWalk It Off
Subtitle BGet Some Rest
Subtitle CRead the Bible
Subtitle DShoot a Gun
Subtitle ESuck It Up, Crybaby
Subtitle FMrs. McConnells Chicken Soup Recipe
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(22,308 posts)Whatever they come up with, there is a pretty good chance that description will apply.