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OxQQme

(2,550 posts)
Thu Feb 23, 2017, 04:59 PM Feb 2017

THE GOPS OBAMACARE REPLACEMENT PLAN

S. 107
THE SELF-CARE ACT

To replace the Affordable Care Act of 2010 with affordable, quality self-care tips for all Americans.

IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES

Mr. CRUZ (for himself, Mr. McCONNELL, Mr. RUBIO, and Mr. PAUL) introduced the following bill; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on Finance.

A BILL
That is way better than the Affordable Care Act of 2010. We promise.

c.) TABLE OF DIVISIONS, TITLES, AND SUBTITLES. —This Act is divided into divisions, titles, and subtitles as follows:

DIVISION A—AFFORDABLE SELF-CARE TIPS

TITLE I—SELF-CARE FOR MINOR INJURIES AND AILMENTS
Subtitle A—Walk It Off
Subtitle B—Get Some Rest
Subtitle C—Read the Bible
Subtitle D—Shoot a Gun
Subtitle E—Suck It Up, Crybaby
Subtitle F—Mrs. McConnell’s Chicken Soup Recipe

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THE GOPS OBAMACARE REPLACEMENT PLAN (Original Post) OxQQme Feb 2017 OP
Definitely affordable. guillaumeb Feb 2017 #1
"Mrs. Cruzs Bathtub Zoloft Recipe." nt msanthrope Feb 2017 #2
HA! . . . .n/t annabanana Feb 2017 #3
Think of this bill as providing assurance instead of insurance Motown_Johnny Feb 2017 #4
Fine. As long as the House and Senate have the same plan. ;) nt Ilsa Feb 2017 #5
 

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)
4. Think of this bill as providing assurance instead of insurance
Thu Feb 23, 2017, 05:59 PM
Feb 2017



Whatever they come up with, there is a pretty good chance that description will apply.







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