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bathroommonkey76

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Mon Mar 20, 2017, 04:53 PM Mar 2017

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands




WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.
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Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands (Original Post) bathroommonkey76 Mar 2017 OP
I recommend a 10 inch bit to get to the screw. guillaumeb Mar 2017 #1
You know what? gopiscrap Mar 2017 #2
I believe you misread the aides action....he was going for the wrong ear and they needed KewlKat Mar 2017 #3
Obviously photoshopped--- Atticus Mar 2017 #4
Somebody, please, retweet that to him! NT Ilsa Mar 2017 #5

KewlKat

(5,624 posts)
3. I believe you misread the aides action....he was going for the wrong ear and they needed
Mon Mar 20, 2017, 05:00 PM
Mar 2017

to have him switch sides.

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