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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands
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WASHINGTONRushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trumps hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obamas listening device from his skull. Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say! Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. You dont understand, he can hear everything were saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it! At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.
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Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands (Original Post)
bathroommonkey76
Mar 2017
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guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)1. I recommend a 10 inch bit to get to the screw.
Perhaps even an auger bit.
gopiscrap
(23,673 posts)2. You know what?
a self inflicted lobotomy would be a definite improvement for that orange shit gibbon
KewlKat
(5,624 posts)3. I believe you misread the aides action....he was going for the wrong ear and they needed
to have him switch sides.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)4. Obviously photoshopped---
---fingers on the drill are WAY too long!
Ilsa
(61,675 posts)5. Somebody, please, retweet that to him! NT