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By Alex Bollinger · Wednesday, March 22, 2017
A conservative Christian pastor claims that a group of prostitutes prayed over a cake and used it to turn a bar owner from gay to straight.
In a streaming video session captured by Right Wing Watch, pastor Lance Wallnau got a message from a woman who said she wanted to turn her son straight. Wallnau started telling a strange story about a cake that he prefaced with Im not saying this is going to work for you.
Wallnaus story is about a group of hookers who got saved by a fellow patron. They used to hang out at a bar whose owner was gay and very adamantly anti-Christian.
The sex workers baked a cake and prayed over it, making what Wallnau called an anointed cake. When the bar owner ate the cake, the power of God hit him. He got baptized and delivered, and Wallnau implies that there was a spirit that was inhabiting the bar owners body that left him when he got baptized.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/03/conservative-christian-pastor-anointed-cake-turned-gay-man-straight
longship
(40,416 posts)He is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
retrowire
(10,345 posts)I kid. These people are just hilarious.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)They should say "yes" and then make "anointed cakes" for those weddings.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Why is it SO IMPORTANT to them that everybody be hetero? That's like the HEIGHT of hubris.
Initech
(100,099 posts)They really need to STFU and GTFO out of people's bedrooms.
SwissTony
(2,560 posts)Couldn't be female ministers or nuns or just good Christian women. It had to be prostitutes.
Pastor, would you like to make a confession...........or two?
classof56
(5,376 posts)That and the self-identified "christians" who proclaimed tRump is god incarnate, just like Jesus.
spanone
(135,861 posts)even god must be laughing at these idjits
Initech
(100,099 posts)jmg257
(11,996 posts)lame54
(35,315 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)Initech
(100,099 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)There are times when you can have your cake and eat it too.
JHan
(10,173 posts)Odoreida
(1,549 posts)How do I make one that goes the other way?
stopbush
(24,396 posts)no matter how ignorant.