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Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts) Sun Jul 1, 2012, 09:57 PM Jul 2012

GOD Answers to Paul Ryan......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014157036

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GOD Answers to Paul Ryan...... (Original Post) Grassy Knoll Jul 2012 OP

Notice how these people love Jesus and hate everything Jesus believed and stood for? Suji to Seoul Jul 2012 #1

Wrong Jesus Scootaloo Jul 2012 #3

My God's got a bigger dick than your God! Suji to Seoul Jul 2012 #4

Are you sure about that? Scootaloo Jul 2012 #5

LOL !!! - Perfect !!! WillyT Jul 2012 #2

Suji to Seoul

(2,035 posts)

1. Notice how these people love Jesus and hate everything Jesus believed and stood for?

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 10:09 PM

Jul 2012

Healing the sick, helping the less fortunate, loving thy neighbor, etc.

I wonder if Jesus would be considered a pot smoking hippie to these idiots.

Love the photo, BTW.

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)

3. Wrong Jesus

Reply to Suji to Seoul (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 1, 2012, 10:46 PM

Jul 2012

You're thinking of Gospel Jesus.

These guys revere Revelation Jesus - the sword-tongued fire-eyed giant who will stride across th earth in bloodsoaked robes, purging away the nonbelievers.

Or perhaps the St. Paul Jesus, who believes two testicles are the most important thing to bring to church with you.