No Monday of mutterings. Please come CAPTION Rush (Human Spam) Limbaugh!!

[skip fox]

Rush (unruly child) Limbaugh is saying: "Listen, ladies and gentlemen, it's my job to tell you the unvarnished truth, 'to put it out there,' as the say, without exaggeration or embellishment, . . . just like it's the Supreme Court's job to uphold the constitution. . . . But a few day ago we discovered the Supreme Court thinks its job is to find a legal rational to uphold unconditional laws like this unholy act . . . and all because Bush accidentally appointed a Communist 'sleeper' to the bench. . . . I'm telling you ladies and gentlemen, we might as well have Stalin himself as the Chief Supreme Court Justice!! . . . Welcome to Obamacare's Gulag Archipelago!!!!"

[thucythucy]

1. I thought he said he was moving to Costa Rica

if the health care law was passed.

Come on Rush, for once in your life show us you meant what you said!

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. You try packing six tons of Viagra -

that could take a while.

[HopeHoops]

2. "Those six Big Macs I had for lunch are giving me heartburn."

[skip fox]

3. "I've got a hemorrhoid the size of Quebec!!!!"

[skip fox]

4. "Obama seems like he's always taking. Yak, yak, yak. . . . He's got a mouth on him

you wouldn't believe!"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. OINK

[skip fox]

7. "Ladies and gentlemen, you wouldn't believe what I had for lunch today!!!

Why I started out with a trough of meat product, then . . . "

[lpbk2713]

8. An admission that Smirky was a dumbass?

Who knew?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

9. You want captions?

Just check his Twitter feed:

http://twitter.com/#!/jabbadahutt