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CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.
Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade( ) of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.
He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences, Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. It was the most vicious takedown of Trump Id ever seen.
About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them, Carol Foyler, another student, said. I couldnt believe he was going after Trump like that.
Obamas blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump
Eliot Rosewater
(31,134 posts)insist on being not dumb and speaking in intelligent and complete sentences?
Doesnt he fucking realize WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE?
JHan
(10,173 posts)underpants
(183,008 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)sheshe2
(84,057 posts)Priceless, JHan.
Borowitz!
JHan
(10,173 posts)Nothing satisfies like good mocking
sheshe2
(84,057 posts)If there is one mocker that can get under Cheeto's skin the quickest, it would be Obama!
Please proceed President O!
JHan
(10,173 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)Amimnoch
(4,558 posts)The nerve!
JHan
(10,173 posts)Lucky Luciano
(11,267 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I'm getting good at it! Hysterical!
Stonepounder
(4,033 posts)"great"
"many people have told me"
"the worst deal"
"terrible"
"Trump"
JHan
(10,173 posts)irisblue
(33,054 posts)We need it now, more then ever.
jesskirablue42
(50 posts)He's with trump. Have you heard? he let batgirl get raped and is still buddies with joker afterwards.
irisblue
(33,054 posts)The Obama logo INSTEAD of the batman logo.
So what do you like on your pizza?
oldcynic
(385 posts)Yonnie3
(17,516 posts)We are now living in a world where it is becoming difficult to determine what is satire and what is real.
Poe's Law now seems to apply everywhere!
Every day I read about the present administration's statements and actions and then need to check carefully to see if what I'm reading is tongue in cheek.
I've worn out the phrase "you just can't make up shit like this."
Amaryllis
(9,527 posts)some real stuff recently and I thought it was satire till I checked the source.
Great post Borowitz or no Borowitz - it's true
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)As people have said many times, it's hard to tell satire from fact since Dump infested the WH.
Listening to Obama today, I cried. I couldn't help it.
JHan
(10,173 posts)sigh.
I'm just glad he's returned to public life. He also spoke about gerrymandering and touched on voter suppression.
erronis
(15,460 posts)big time.
It's like trumpf is the infested boil on the rump of the pig (sorry porcines).
We're all afraid to lance it because of the puss explosion.
What are the poor(rich) repuglicans to do? They know they're addicted to money and power and pustulence. But if they admit their sins they'll still be wrestling with other pigs in the mud. Keep digging your holes, a----s.
catbyte
(34,534 posts)Cha
(298,021 posts)personally. lol
Mahalo for this, JH!
LAS14
(13,791 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)complete and coherent sentences.....I miss that man so much!
ailsagirl
(22,907 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,773 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)Nitram
(22,951 posts)rpannier
(24,350 posts)No I'll tell yas?
No Yuuuuuuges?
dchill
(38,610 posts)It's just so insidious!
JHan
(10,173 posts)Sunlei
(22,651 posts)just to piss off trump a bit more about more comedy about the Republicans UNFITman coming soon!
JHan
(10,173 posts)We play too nice