Your Fourth of July fireworks special

[DainBramaged]

[HopeHoops]

1. Reminds me of the guy who parked his SUV on the lake to go ice fishing with dynamite.

He threw a stick of dynamite out to break the ice. His dog ran out to grab "the stick" and when they yelled at him he ran under the SUV. The outcome was predictable. Fortunately the insurance company refused to pay for his brand new SUV because he was engaged in an illegal activity at the time that it sunk. The dog's fate was quick.

[DainBramaged]

2. Awwww poor goggie......

[HopeHoops]

3. Yeah. The dog was worth more than the damn SUV. Serves the asshole right.

I bet those five years of car payments felt REALLY good after that.

[kestrel91316]

4. The thing is, you just know that the whole time he was blaming the evil insurance

company and not himself and his own stupidity.

Not that insurance companies AREN'T evil, lol, but you get my point.

[HopeHoops]

5. Oh, I'm sure, but in this case HE was the stupid one.

[Brickbat]

7. Don't worry, it's an urban legend.

The gif, however, is hilarious whether it's for real or not.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

[FirstLight]

6. watch out!

That wiener's loaded!