Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider
Source: NPR
A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument.
The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable.
"We had electrical problems, and we are pretty sure this was caused by a small animal," says Arnaud Marsollier, head of press for CERN, the organization that runs the $7 billion particle collider in Switzerland. Although they had not conducted a thorough analysis of the remains, Marsollier says they believe the creature was "a weasel, probably." (Update: An official briefing document from CERN indicates the creature may have been a marten.)
The shutdown comes as the LHC was preparing to collect new data on the Higgs Boson, a fundamental particle it discovered in 2012. The Higgs is believed to endow other particles with mass, and it is considered to be a cornerstone of the modern theory of particle physics.
Read more: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)cstanleytech
(26,273 posts)MowCowWhoHow III
(2,103 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,359 posts)... so was this baboon's collider?
muriel_volestrangler
(101,294 posts)Initech
(100,054 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)cstanleytech
(26,273 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)Yeah sure looks that way.
Of course it's insulting to weasels to compare them to Lucifer's personal representative here on Earth.
fred v
(271 posts)His life is Hell as it is!
tanyev
(42,541 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)It's Friday afternoon, time for some Looney Tunes!
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Same thing - the critter chewed through the insulation of a power cable feeding Sabre's computer center. I don't think they found much more than teeth after the raccoon hit the conductor.
Blues Heron
(5,931 posts)approaches the speed of light...
47of74
(18,470 posts)...the weasel probably screamed "Wilburrrrrrrrrr" which was Doppler shifted into infinity.
valerief
(53,235 posts)IDemo
(16,926 posts)When I worked telephone repair years ago, the biggest source of trouble was mouse damage on the inside wiring and squirrel bites on overhead cable. They love the taste and/or texture of the insulation.
sakabatou
(42,146 posts)Kelvin Mace
(17,469 posts)Mild-mannered weasel, Wiltmore Cavendish, now patrols the dark streets of Geneva as:
Godhumor
(6,437 posts)"And, while a cat in a box with a decaying nuclear material is both alive and dead, a Marten in a collider is dead. Very much so. There is literally no doubt."
whistler162
(11,155 posts)new term we have a weasel in the system!
forest444
(5,902 posts)These colliders are risky. And while the potential benefits by way of scientic discoveries are no doubt awesome, we all know damn well that any such eurekas will be summarily handed over to the military and it profiteer hangers-on. It's a real shame really.