Bobby Jindal to Perform Exorcism on Donald Trump's Hair

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Yet another crazy fact about another Republican presidential candidate - Bobby Jindal and his "exorcism" experience. Satire warning.

Bobby Jindal to Perform Exorcism on Donald Trump's Hair

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari): Louisiana Governor Piyush "Bobby" Jindal announced today he intended to perform an exorcism on the hair of fellow Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. The exorcism on the demon-possessed locks was requested by Trump, who heard Jindal had performed an exorcism on a friend while he attended Brown University.

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"I can smell the sulfur in Donald's hair from across the room. He will be restrained so I can combat the powerful demon inside his hair without him trying to run away from me," explained Jindal.

Source: The Nil Admirari



So Piyush "Bobby" Jindal performed an "exorcism" while attending Brown University. In the unlikely event he makes it to the presidential debates I'd love to see someone bring that up.

The story of Bobby Jindal and an apparent exorcism you probably haven’t heard
Source: The Washington Post

Back in 1994, the now 44-year-old had just finished studying at Oxford University as a Rhodes Scholar. He moved to Washington to work at the major consulting firm McKinsey, when he wrote a piece in the Catholic magazine, the New Oxford Review, titled “Beating a Demon: Physical Dimensions of Spiritual Warfare.”

In it, Jindal described a woman and fellow Christian he had befriended at Brown. He kind of liked “Susan” (Jindal says he changed some names in the story) but was afraid of committing to her, so they just stayed friends. Over a period of a few weeks, Susan found out one of her close friends at home had committed suicide and that she had skin cancer.

Cuckoo Bananas.

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