Today's Tiedrich rant: dozy dipshit Don Snorelone falls asleep at his own trial

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dozy-dipshit-don-snorelone-falls

yesterday was Day One of the Big New York Don’t Call It Hush Money Fuckery Trial and Donald Trump had just one job: stay awake and not act like a ginormous asshole — and he fucked it up. the stupid shit fell asleep at his own criminal trial.

it was Maggie Haberman — of all people! — who blew the whistle on Dozing Don.

Even as a judge was hearing arguments on last-minute issues in a criminal case that centers on salacious allegations and threatens to upend his bid for the presidency, Mr. Trump appeared to nod off a few times, his mouth going slack and his head drooping onto his chest. The former president’s lead lawyer, Todd Blanche, passed him notes for several minutes before Mr. Trump appeared to jolt awake and notice them.

holy shit. Remember when Hillary Clinton sat for an eleven-hour Benghazi grilling? remember when Joe Biden sat for a five-hour interview with Robert Hur? Donny Diaperstain couldn’t even last one hour at his own trial before nodding off.

wouldn’t you love to know what Trump’s lawyer’s notes said? “wake the fuck up, dipshit, you’re on trial.” hey look, I’m sure there’s a perfectly normal explanation.

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Bonus screenshot:


But wait ... there's more. "Trump’s ace team of parking garage lawyers continued their unbroken streak of pissing off every judge they’ve faced."

Please click on the OP link to read the rest on Tiedrich's blog, "Everyone has the right to my own opinion."

[House of Roberts]

1. Don Snoreleone?

That's just too, too good!

[wysimdnwyg]

2. Tiedrich is clever and funny as always

This one deserves the click-through, if nothing else, for the last tweet image. That one’s priceless.