Today's Tiedrich rant: Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/donald-von-shitzinpantz-hates-his

believe it or not, Todd Blanche — Donny Trump’s lead lawyer in the Big Manhattan Election Fuckery Trial — used to be one of the good guys.

no fly-by-night parking garages for Blanche. right out of law school, this dude went to work for the Southern District of New York, eventually rising to become co-chief of the office’s violent crimes unit. for a time, he actually worked alongside Alvin Bragg. after leaving the SDNY, Blanche was a partner in various Wall Street law firms.

but in 2023, Todd chucked it all to work for Donald Trump. now, because of that decision, he will be for the rest of his life known as the buffoon who stood up in court and tried to convince a judge that it was okay for his client to violate his gag order — because Michael Cohen called him Von ShitzInPantz.

screenshot:

Michael Cohen: "Hey Von ShitzInPantz … your attacks of me stink of desperation. We are all hoping that you take the stand in your defense.”

and it’s now part of the official court record.

Blanche proceeded to read that colorfully worded, offending post into the record as Trump sat listening at the defense table.

“This one says, oh my, ShitzInPantz,” Blanche recited as he entered a screenshot of the post into the court record as Exhibit 64 — without any objection from prosecutors.

The official court stenographer duly followed along, typing the phrase into the court record as “shits in pants.”

- more at link -

Hilarity ensues in this classic Tiedrich rant. Jeff Tiedrich takes down not only Todd Blanche, the current lawyer, but also several other attorneys who have destroyed their careers for Chump in past years. Please read the rest on Tiedrich's blog "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. First time I've seen a screenshot of the original; good to get the proper form for Von ShitzinPantz.