Report: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas

[Katashi_itto]

[valerief]

1. Brilliant! nt

[heaven05]

2. The onion is insane

out the box!

[WhoIsNumberNone]

3. Normally I find The Onion to be a waste of time

But this time they really hit the mark.

[Kurovski]

4. "I hope they don't take what they don't have for granted."

It's comical greedy-gut-speak, like: "Corporations are people too, my friend!"

K&R.

[Demo_Chris]

5. The Onion neglects the middle, too rich to experience true holiday joy, too poor for spending. nt