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Related: About this forumJon Stewart hammers ‘fat motherf*ckers’ in Congress with ‘Schoolhouse Rock’ update
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/jon-stewart-hammers-fat-motherfckers-in-congress-with-schoolhouse-rock-update/
In light of Congress turn toward the childish and cynical, Daily Show host Jon Stewart said on Tuesday, the classic Schoolhouse Rock song Im Just A Bill needed an update.
Im just holding my d*ck as I sit here and wait, while these fat motherf*ckers hold a phony debate, the titular Bill laments in the new version. I cant take it anymore, Im done, Ill buy a gun and my brains I will spill on the steps of Capital Hill.
Stewart pointed out that, instead of actually trying to pass legislation, Republicans and Democrats are locked in a game of one-upmanship: Democrats will advance hopeless proposals in order to use the bills as fodder for election attack ads against the GOP, while Republicans run out the clock on the legislative calendar so that they can avoid voting on volatile issues before the elections.
Democrats and Republicans are on a bad date, Stewart explained. Democrats know the Republicans dont want to be there. And Republicans know that the Democrats know that Republicans dont want to be there. So in their cynicism, the Democrats have asked, Wanna see the dessert menu? And out of spite, the Republicans have said, Bring over the whole f*cking cart. And the espresso machine, cause I can do this all night long. You know what? Were not gonna have sex, but Im gonna make sure youre dont get to f*ck anybody else here.
As a result, he said, this Congress is on pace to be the least-productive in history.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/jon-stewart-hammers-fat-motherfckers-in-congress-with-schoolhouse-rock-update/
Gothmog
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(22,670 posts)Enough already of the jihadist Rethuglicans.
Get people to register to vote. Get them to vote and sweet Mitch Mcconnell, John Boehner & Co. motherf--kers out! I don't care if you have to vote for a no-name Democrat! Any Democrat or write-in candidate is better than any Republican.
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adirondacker
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(8,200 posts)I firmly believe that the Democrats would be negligent if they did not expose the Republicans' objection to anything that would assist the working class. This can only be done by putting up the proposals for them to vote against or refuse to put to a vote. Is our government broke? Of course and it appears that it is headed for what I would consider a catastrophic situation if the Republicans gain control of both houses. If they do and they push for the impeachment of President Obama it could be the tipping point for massive social disobedience demonstrations. The situation could get pretty nasty real quick especially if the Red State governors called out the National Guard. It could be pandemonium.