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Suich
(10,642 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)Suich
(10,642 posts)I could almost always spot an Onion story. These days, it's a lot harder!
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Thoughtful of them to include that.
tblue
(16,350 posts)God bless The Onion!
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)They have plenty of experience making things dead. And I'm sure they have worked hard to find the most humane way to make the transformation as gentle as possible.
(Note: I am not saying eat the condemned prisoners afterward. I know it would waste over 80,000 calories of perfectly good meat, but it just seems wrong to make peopleburgers out of convicted murderers.)
MillennialDem
(2,367 posts)Beheading (with a guillotine, lol, not this thing) is about as quick and painless and sure fire way you can use that is neither cost prohibitive or dangerous to the executioner.
The only thing quicker would be making the prisoner straddle a giant bomb.
tclambert
(11,087 posts)So it's all a show, a disturbed kind of theater. Sadly, that makes perfect sense.