What Stephen Fry should say to Mike Hukkabee

[zebonaut]

[SamKnause]

1. Those are my sentiments as well.

Well done Stephen, well done indeed.

[Plucketeer]

11. Me too nt

[zeemike]

2. What Russel Brand says to Stephen Fry.

[mountain grammy]

5. Stephen Fry uses way fewer words and make far more sense.

[zeemike]

8. Depends on your point of view.

Because we all have our conformational biases.

[mountain grammy]

9. Yes, should have added "to me"

because Stephen Fry speaks for me. I often agree with Russell Brandt, just not here.

[SoLeftIAmRight]

12. Brand get my vote.

I like them both.

[Adam051188]

3. "so you're considered a legitimate possibility as the president of the united states?"

"why yes Stephen I am..."

"how has that happened?....what i mean i guess is how is it that YOU.....you.....are considered a qualified individual to spew drivel all over our television sets semi-periodically in an effort to further erode the social equality of the anglo-american empire?...couldn't they find someone who at least appears intelligent? barack obama APPEARS intelligent...that's what makes him qualified, but you....i don't know about you mike."

"well what don't know you Stephen?"

"i don't know wtf i'm doing here mike"....{gets up and walks out}

[Warpy]

4. My dad on his deathbed said he was no longer a believer

I didn't grill him as to why, I just said I hadn't been one for a very long time, meaning he wasn't going to get an argument from me. I imagine watching my mother suffer horribly for the 3 years she took to die was a large part of it. A benevolent deity would have given us the choice to say "OK, I'm done, I'll go now" instead of suffering through kidney failure and end stage COPD or feeling a predator's teeth tear through our flesh before we were dead.

I know if I die and I'm presented with the silly pearly gates scenario, my question will be why he hid his face from us, forcing us to rely on interpretation from charismatic, sociopathic egomaniacs. I have the feeling that the answer would be the one Fry has given, "so that you wouldn't see the great evil within me."

Too bad, a lot of us already have.

[TlalocW]

6. The older he gets

The more his voice sounds like John Cleese to me... Which is not a bad thing.

TlalocW

[zebonaut]

7. Hukkabee feels superior....

Hukkabee feels 'morally superior' because he believes he's made an effort to explicitly follow a dusty book he believes is holy. Too bad its just a dusty book.

[Hoppy]

10. Doesn't Fry see that God works in mysterious ways and we just need faith -

faith, and a little help with filling up the collection basket.