Pic Of The Moment: Jeb Bush Has Amazing New Plan To Bring His Campaign Back From The Brink

[EarlG]

George W. Bush to Appear in Ad Supporting Brother

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[PatSeg]

1. Oh my god

He is such a pathetic candidate.

[BlueJazz]

16. Oh Yes ! The finest that Florida has to offer. We had to put up with this idiot for 8 long years.

[Ino]

24. Was he always so dorky?

I've never had the opportunity to see/hear him giving a talk before. He seems so hesitant, almost apologetic, vague, stoop-shouldered. Was he always like that? I think he looks like Babs.

I read the OP image and gasped. He's going to bring out his older brother to vouch for him! hahaha!

[HooptieWagon]

28. He wasn't an especially strong campaigner in Fla...

...but better than he's showing now. He was helped by FDP running their usual lineup of DLCorporatist DEms that weren't particularly inspiring. As Governor, he was wonkish....even if his policies were bad, the govt ran smoothly mostly. Only real hiccups were Hurricane Andrew, when he was slow getting help to Miami/Homestead, and the 2000 election fiasco. He did seem smarter than W...idk what happened to him.

[hifiguy]

38. And the Terri Schiavo fiasco.

[HooptieWagon]

40. Not really his fault.

Her parents and the bible-thumpers created a media circus. Jeb kind of stayed out of it at first, just sending in Fla State Troopers to retain order. Then finally he was under pressure to do something and ordered her feeding tube kept on. That was quickly overturned by the courts, as I suspect he knew would be. After that he just told the bible-thumpers there was nothing more he could do. I don't think they've ever forgiven him, which might be part of his problem now.

[PatSeg]

42. I've been wondering the same thing

He comes across as very weak and unsure of himself. He also has that awful "shrug" thing that GW does - drives me nuts.

[yuiyoshida]

2. oh yeah, that'll help...

[Warren Stupidity]

3. Steven Colbert should play Jeb to Will Ferrel's W.

[SoapBox]

4. Ugh!

The Great Artist crawls out from under a rock, to remind America...

NO...More...FUCKING...Bush...EVER!

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. The ONE area Dems and Repubs can agree on, it seems.

NO...More...FUCKING...Bush...EVER!

[PatSeg]

43. If nothing else,

Jeb's campaign will be a reminder to those with short memories................No more Bushs!!!

[littlewolf]

5. I thought Jeb was suppose to be the smart one ???

[hifiguy]

36. That myth has been

BUSTED conclusively.

[Midnight Writer]

55. Sure has. He has brought on board many of his brother's neo-con advisers.

More "trickle down" tax policies, more cuts in social spending, more Patriot Act government spying, more military intervention in nations across the world. Remember, W. made privatizing Social Security a center piece of his second term.

[hifiguy]

56. A pro-choice Bush who is grudgingly

willing to tolerate our GLBT brothers and sisters and a bit of reproductive rights. War and trickle-down forever. What a bargain. Barf.

[dflprincess]

49. "Smart" is a low bar in the Bush family. nt

[malthaussen]

6. One might think they are so out of touch as to believe their own myths...

... except if that were so, why wouldn't they have used the Shrub's popularity earlier in the race? As an act of desperation, it makes no sense.

-- Mal

[ejbr]

7. Hillary tapping into Bill = makes sense

Jeb using Dubya =

[MuseRider]

27. Maybe Babs told him he had to

or poor GW would feel left out and have a sad.

[Cyrano]

8. So if Jeb is the Fredo of the family,

what does that make George?

[eppur_se_muova]

12. The J. Fred Muggs of the family, of course.

[hifiguy]

35. Or Cheeta the Chimp.

Ook!

[global1]

9. Jeb?....nt

[Kalidurga]

10. Nope isn't happening

Someone is pulling our legs.

[hibbing]

11. 8 gdmf years of that idiot

Go back to your mansion in your gated community and your enormous trust fund.


Peace

[HooptieWagon]

29. Jeb? He wasn't as bad a disaster as pRick Scott,...

I'll give him that.
If you were referring to W, I agree. Epic fail.

[tclambert]

48. W has a ranch . . . with no cattle. He plays cowboy in a pickup truck, 'cause he's afraid of horses.

Remember all those photo ops showing him clearing brush with a chainsaw? That's how he communes with nature, by taking a chainsaw to it. Crawford, Texas as I recall. You may remember he spent half his presidency on vacation there.

[Donkees]

13. Just in time for Year of the Monkey celebrations!

[Botany]

14. good idea JEB!

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[wordpix]

32. and that's just one reason he's a dickhead

[NewJeffCT]

15. So, in regards to the Bush family, the answer to the question of

"Is our children learning?" is a resounding NO.

[BlueJazz]

17. George has returned to the Tribe.

[NCjack]

20. Whoa! Was George photoshopped?

[BlueJazz]

22. I don't think so. I got it from Google images/macaque.

[Beacool]

53. Kim, is that you?

[DesertRat]

18. LOL k&r

[NCjack]

19. Advice for "W": Go cold turkey for 7 days before making the ad, but

to clear your head and steady yourself, drink 8oz of vodka + 8oz V8 Juice just before going on camera. Remember, it worked for you for 8 years -- it will work this time. Fools the people every time.

[Initech]

21. Now watch this drive!

[louis-t]

25. Kiss of Death

[MuseRider]

26. OMG

I just scared the cats! This is hysterical. Thanks.

That entire family, my god.

[etherealtruth]

30. OMG! This one really and truly made me laugh out loud. Well done, well done

[wordpix]

31. you've outdone yourself, EarlG

[Spitfire of ATJ]

33. The American Eagle comments....

By shitting on Jeb's house.

[hifiguy]

34. What's Chimpy gonna do?

Shove a bugle up his ass and fart "Taps" for Jebthro's campaign?

[Grammy23]

37. I saw this ad earlier today on MSNBC, I think.

I am in the northwest Fl area so obviously they are going beyond South Carolina. Help us all. If JEB thinks this strategy will help him, he needs someone to fill him in on the facts.

[d_legendary1]

39. I saw that when I was working out at the gym

The people there thought I was a crazy person when I started laughing hysterically. Someone asked me if I was dehydrated and I told him not as much as Marco Rubio. Afterwards I had to explain to him the gist of the jokes since it went over like a lead balloon.

[wordpix]

63. "not as dehydrated as Marco Rubio." OMG, great answer lolol

[ornotna]

41. Brilliant!

This one is perfect, good job EarlG.

[Fritz Walter]

44. That is one helluva bubble he inhabits!

It boggles the rational mind how this tactic would work. Are they that insulated from reality that they cannot see how this will fail, almost as disastrously as:
>9|11
>Anthrax
>Hurricane Katrina
>Operation Iraqi Freedom
>the 2008 Recession
>Citizens United?
...To name but a few.

It will all end in tears... Their tears, which will bring no succor to the lives that the Evil Bush Family Empire have destroyed.

Regardless, I'll have a whole rack of shoes ready to throw at whatever screen upon which their dry-drunk faces appears. (Yes, Jeb has a drinking problem, too!)

[czarjak]

45. "I believe history will be kind to my brother."...

Proof positive, you can't fix stupid.

[totodeinhere]

46. You know, as much as I have opposed the Bush crime family over the years

I almost feel sorry for poor Jebbie this time. And say what you want about him he certainly isn't as loathsome as his dunce of a brother.

[Midnight Writer]

54. Give him a chance. My daddy used to say you don't know a person until he has power over you.

[jalan48]

47. A couple of rich, drunken frat boys living the good life.

[47of74]

50. Why not just defecate live on stage?

That'd be better than having Shrub stump for him?

[Lodestar]

51. Thanks JEB!

[Beacool]

52. This toon made me laugh.

[silenttigersong]

57. Does George Bush

Still have his compound in Paraguay?

[creatives4innovation]

58. Hilarious!

Many thanks!

[silenttigersong]

59. I wish the GOP

Would spend more time ,on. the Bush crimes .I will always cosider them the torture party.

[NCjack]

60. "W" was featured in an ad Friday (Feb 6) praising Jeb as a

uniter, not a divider -- a quality not found in all the other Republican candidates It's the old "W" 2000 campaign ad reworked to serve Jeb. Apparently, the two bros have forgotten that "W" legacy is "divider, not a Uniter".

I'm looking forward to more "W" reworked ads touting Jeb, especially:
-- A safer world and more hopeful America.
-- A tested leader.
-- Compassionate conservatism.
-- Leave no child behind.
-- Moving America forward.
-- Real plans for real people.
-- Reformer with results.
-- Steady leadership in times of change.
-- Win one more for the Gipper.
-- Yes, America can.

Old "W" ad that probably can't be worked for Jeb:
-- America's Top Gun.

Hard to see how the Jeb! Campaign can survive. Jeb has no vision (it's a Bush genetic deficiency) and no original core values.

[True Blue American]

61. Bush Brought His Mother

Out on a walker. That did not help. Now his brother. I am waiting on Pa to show up in his wheel chair.

BTW,where is Jebs wife? I can not even remember her name. Or,his handsome kids?

[CTyankee]

62. I think her name is Columba and she is from Mexico. Maybe she is shy...

[Initech]

64. Jeb! can fix it!

[jtuck004]

65. He's right, he does need a sign...

[Bohemianwriter]

66. Governor chump...

getting endorsed by governor chimp.

Brilliant move JEB!

I applaud you...


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