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EarlG

(21,955 posts) Fri Feb 26, 2016, 11:57 AM Feb 2016

Pic Of The Moment: Two Quotes From Last Night That Sum Up The Best The GOP Has To Offer In 2016

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Pic Of The Moment: Two Quotes From Last Night That Sum Up The Best The GOP Has To Offer In 2016 (Original Post) EarlG Feb 2016 OP

That was like a riot in a daycare underpants Feb 2016 #1

BEST description yet!!! And I will likely steal it...... nt 7962 Feb 2016 #7

Feel free underpants Feb 2016 #8

Heenan could certainly come up with some good ones! A couple others: 7962 Feb 2016 #14

LOL underpants Feb 2016 #15

Rubio seems like the kind of patsy who'd buy one of those watches. Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2016 #2

Heeheehee. narnian60 Feb 2016 #4

The stupid really did shine through last night SHRED Feb 2016 #3

Whoever wrote that line for Marco Rubio won the night. nt onehandle Feb 2016 #5

I saw on Facebook that the person doing closed captioning for CNN NewJeffCT Feb 2016 #6

Here you go underpants Feb 2016 #9

Yeah, but Carson's "the fruit salad of their life" was pretty surreal. nt valerief Feb 2016 #10

The media gerbils must feel it's time to dump Carson. He's said dumber stuff bulloney Feb 2016 #11

Yes, it's forget Art Carney and focus on Jackie Gleason. nt valerief Feb 2016 #12

You're joking right? awoke_in_2003 Feb 2016 #13

Here you go. The GOP Reality Show is not only hitting new lows. valerief Feb 2016 #16

Just for the nuts in the "fruit salad" -- is there a membership in RW Xtian church? /nt NCjack Feb 2016 #30

Twitter had a flutter of hoots too... Duppers Feb 2016 #17

thank you for that link! dixiegrrrrl Feb 2016 #27

Its so hard to believe that so many yuiyoshida Feb 2016 #18

My neighbors could hear me laughing! Octafish Feb 2016 #19

Rubio: "Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For Con Artists" ROFLMAO L. Coyote Feb 2016 #20

Lol, I didn't see the debate but Rubio's was pretty funny. giftedgirl77 Feb 2016 #21

I hope this show doesn't get canceled ornotna Feb 2016 #22

And if Narco Rubio hadn't sold himself to Paul Singer and the other neocons, forest444 Feb 2016 #23

Trump did not call Rubio "a choke artist". Major Hogwash Feb 2016 #24

I recall that Trump called him a choker in a subsequent twit. /nt NCjack Feb 2016 #31

I Thought the Best Line of the Night Belonged to Ben Carson... gordyfl Feb 2016 #25

Did you hear Rubio stealing Christie's line there????? dixiegrrrrl Feb 2016 #28

Carson and Kasich feel left out IronLionZion Feb 2016 #26

America needs cow bell. /nt NCjack Feb 2016 #32

Trump is suffering from Jenny_92808 Feb 2016 #29

underpants

(182,843 posts)

1. That was like a riot in a daycare

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:01 PM

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7962

(11,841 posts)

7. BEST description yet!!! And I will likely steal it...... nt

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 01:09 PM

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underpants

(182,843 posts)

8. Feel free

Reply to 7962 (Reply #7)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 01:57 PM

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Actually I stole that from Bobby "The Brain" Heenan a pro wrestling announcer. He was describing a match featuring several "little" wrestlers. Everyone I was watching with (mid 90's) cracked up and cringed at the same time.

7962

(11,841 posts)

14. Heenan could certainly come up with some good ones! A couple others:

Reply to underpants (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 04:41 PM

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A friend in need is a pest.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

underpants

(182,843 posts)

15. LOL

Reply to 7962 (Reply #14)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 04:43 PM

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Gidney N Cloyd

(19,842 posts)

2. Rubio seems like the kind of patsy who'd buy one of those watches.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:03 PM

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"Look, honey! A genuine Rolecks for $20!"

narnian60

(3,510 posts)

4. Heeheehee.

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:09 PM

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SHRED

(28,136 posts)

3. The stupid really did shine through last night

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:06 PM

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More than usual in my view.

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

5. Whoever wrote that line for Marco Rubio won the night. nt

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:15 PM

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NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)

6. I saw on Facebook that the person doing closed captioning for CNN

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 12:34 PM

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must have gotten frustrated and put in "Unintelligible Yelling" during one part of the debate.

underpants

(182,843 posts)

9. Here you go

Reply to NewJeffCT (Reply #6)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 01:58 PM

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7641436

valerief

(53,235 posts)

10. Yeah, but Carson's "the fruit salad of their life" was pretty surreal. nt

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 02:17 PM

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bulloney

(4,113 posts)

11. The media gerbils must feel it's time to dump Carson. He's said dumber stuff

Reply to valerief (Reply #10)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 02:45 PM

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earlier in the campaign without much reaction from the gerbils. Carson's recent fruit salad remark at the debate has had the gerbils' panties twisted in knots. They must feel like it's time to ignore Carson and make him go away so they can focus more on the Trump-Rubio-Cruz clown car.

valerief

(53,235 posts)

12. Yes, it's forget Art Carney and focus on Jackie Gleason. nt

Reply to bulloney (Reply #11)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 02:46 PM

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awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

13. You're joking right?

Reply to valerief (Reply #10)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 03:42 PM

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He really said such a thing? I haven't seen any of the Wrestlemanias, I mean republican debates. I may have to look for video.

valerief

(53,235 posts)

16. Here you go. The GOP Reality Show is not only hitting new lows.

Reply to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #13)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 06:07 PM

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It's also creating new memes.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)

30. Just for the nuts in the "fruit salad" -- is there a membership in RW Xtian church? /nt

Reply to valerief (Reply #16)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 03:47 PM

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Duppers

(28,125 posts)

17. Twitter had a flutter of hoots too...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 06:18 PM

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See #wpcfdinner

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

27. thank you for that link!

Reply to Duppers (Reply #17)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 01:00 PM

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Just went there......oh my..

Pelosi: Cruz is like Keystone XL. Went from Canada to Texas, serves big oil, and does irreparable damage to the country

yuiyoshida

(41,833 posts)

18. Its so hard to believe that so many

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 06:44 PM

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people will be voting for these idiots...if Trump wins the Presidency, we will have all parked our cars in Stupidsville.

Octafish

(55,745 posts)

19. My neighbors could hear me laughing!

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 06:59 PM

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Choker! Liar! Watch Salesman! Somebody insult me, please.

Please clap left one election too soon.

L. Coyote

(51,129 posts)

20. Rubio: "Friends Don't Let Friends Vote For Con Artists" ROFLMAO

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 09:53 PM

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giftedgirl77

(4,713 posts)

21. Lol, I didn't see the debate but Rubio's was pretty funny.

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 10:51 PM

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ornotna

(10,804 posts)

22. I hope this show doesn't get canceled

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Fri Feb 26, 2016, 11:23 PM

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Best comedy on the networks.

forest444

(5,902 posts)

23. And if Narco Rubio hadn't sold himself to Paul Singer and the other neocons,

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 01:54 AM

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he'd still be turning tricks in Alice Wainwright Park.

Major Hogwash

(17,656 posts)

24. Trump did not call Rubio "a choke artist".

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 03:37 AM

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He called him a joke.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)

31. I recall that Trump called him a choker in a subsequent twit. /nt

Reply to Major Hogwash (Reply #24)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 03:49 PM

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gordyfl

(598 posts)

25. I Thought the Best Line of the Night Belonged to Ben Carson...

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 10:20 AM

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dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

28. Did you hear Rubio stealing Christie's line there?????

Reply to gordyfl (Reply #25)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 01:14 PM

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Pointing at Trump..."this is the typical things he does"

IronLionZion

(45,466 posts)

26. Carson and Kasich feel left out

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 11:45 AM

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While I disagree with his politics, America needs more Ben Carson!

NCjack

(10,279 posts)

32. America needs cow bell. /nt

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #26)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 03:49 PM

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Jenny_92808

(1,342 posts)

29. Trump is suffering from

Reply to EarlG (Original post)

Sat Feb 27, 2016, 02:42 PM

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"affluenza". Do you recall the lawyer who argued that the 16 year old kid (who got off) who injured and killed people while drunk suffered from "affluenza." The lawyer argued that he was raised affluent and therefore it is understandable that he did not have empathy for underling people.

Trump is a man-child suffering from "affluenza," IMO.

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