Pic Of The Moment: Jeff Sessions Not Sure If Grabbing Women By The P***y Is Sexual Assault

[EarlG]

Loathsome, beady-eyed little inchworm Jeff Sessions: "I don't characterize that as sexual assault"

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[MADem]

1. I wonder if he'd feel the same way if someone grabbed him by his man-handle!!

Beady eyed little inchworm...indeed!

[Liberalagogo]

8. IF....

he had one.

[Amonester]

21. That zombie probably does it too...

"... don't know"... redfaced...

[awoke_in_2003]

39. He'd probably like it...

but better yet- how would he feel if his wife were treated such?

[MADem]

40. Apparently Trump women are well prepared....

http://www.elleuk.com/life-and-culture/culture/news/a32224/donald-trumps-family-cover-their-crotches-for-fear-of-pussy-grabbing/

[niyad]

48. great catch

[mhatrw]

42. It's wasn't just assault. It was assault with a piddly weapon. nt

[WinkyDink]

2. Mainly because he's not familiar with the area.

[Missn-Hitch]

25. LOL!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Remember

He was a nominee for the federal judiciary.We dodged a bullet on that one.

[trof]

4. That's my senator!

sigh

[underpants]

5. This joke was almost a Federal judge

He looks more like Stan Laurel than Rand Paul does.

[TonyPDX]

6. If he'd done a better job of hiding his bigotry, he would have gotten through.

[underpants]

16. Imagine that, the days when even Republicans

would say "Mmmm he's a little bit much". They didn't have their own media that they have to serve like these days

[Missn-Hitch]

26. Don't forget. He despises the word "empathy". That was his

objection to Kagan or Sotomayor.

[gademocrat7]

7. Deplorable dolt.

[DK504]

12. Idiot Sessions

Sessions looks like he doesn't know what a pu**y is.

[Wounded Bear]

9. Probably judges based on how hard he gets slapped...nt

[Submariner]

10. If I was a woman I would start wearing a razor wire

Barrier on the front of my pants or skirt around Sessions or any other Trumpster repuke.

[Trust Buster]

11. I like to call Sessions, Floyd Smoot.

[rivegauche]

13. PIECE OF SHIT. Another turd in a big steaming pile.

What a coward, what a disgrace.

EVERY woman in his district need to vote him out. Fucking unbelievable.

[LittleGirl]

14. Sexual assault?

What's that, he says? He probably hasn't had sex in decades.

[dixiegrrrrl]

23. Not since he and Lindsay Graham broke up, I think.

[LittleGirl]

24. lol eom

[etherealtruth]

15. How the eff does someone not "know if that is assault" ?

Is he that stupid or is he simply unwilling to admit the short fingered vulgarian committed sexual assault and bragged about?

sick fucks

[Iggo]

17. Ask you sister, Jeff.

[progressoid]

18. Here's his "clarification"

The Weekly Standard’s characterization of comments I made following Sunday’s Presidential debate is completely inaccurate. My hesitation was based solely on confusion of the contents of the 2005 tape and the hypothetical posed by the reporter, which was asked in a chaotic post-debate environment. I regret that it resulted in an inaccurate article that misrepresented my views. Of course it is crystal clear that assault is unacceptable. I would never intentionally suggest otherwise?.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/senator-jeff-sessions-trump-grabbing-women-not-sexual-assault

Too late asshole.

[Saviolo]

28. 100% non-apology

And still doesn't address the question as to whether or not what Trump described is assault (of course it is!)

Another "I'm sorry something I said that was stupid was written down and upset some people" non-apology that does nothing but allow his handlers and reps to say, "But he ISSUED an APOLOGY!"

Gross.

[NastyRiffraff]

30. So, Sessions, did they misquote you?

Did you NOT say that? Because what I'm hearing is "Whaaaahhhh! They shouldn't have said I said what I said because I was SOOOOOOOO confused! The debate and all! Stop misrepresenting me by quoting me!!!"

[SunSeeker]

19. So you wouldn't call it sexual assault if someone grabbed your wife's p***y, Jeff?

I suggest you check with your wife on that, Jeffster.

[mhatrw]

43. It's not just assault. It's assault with a piddly weapon. nt

[Raster]

20. Tell you what Jeff, I am a 6'1, 245 lb GAY man...

...why don't I come right on up to you, grab your crotch and force you up against a wall, and begin kissing you with my tic-tac flavored lips.

Sexual assault?

[progressoid]

29. Exactly!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

31. Yes. Also Sessions can test his theory by grabbing the pussies of some biker gang girlfriends ...

... in the gang clubhouse or on the street at night.

[Raster]

38. I've known a few women like that...

...it's not the biker boyfriends he would need to be afraid of. Those ladies take no shit... from anyone, least of all some republican pukehead. The biker ladies I knew were intelligent and articulate... they had tats, they liked to ride bikes, they were more than capable of taking care of themselves and they were damned good people. No one, and I do mean NO ONE, walked up to them and grabbed then by their privates and kissed them against their will. That would have been a damned good way to lose your old huevos rancheros, if you know what I mean.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

44. Sure, he'd find that criminal, but it's different with women.

I mean, they're almost always asking for it. Right Jeff?

[Raster]

46. !!!

[Skittles]

55. OH NO YOU DIDN'T, RASTER

OMG YER KILLING ME

[PatSeg]

22. Men who are dismissive of

sexual assault and rape, either are guilty of it or fantasize about it.

[niyad]

49. BINGO!!!!!!!!!

[47of74]

27. He's an asshole.

[turbinetree]

37. I second the motion he is a asshole

[MadLinguist]

32. Why must pussy be *** or bleeped out?

It's already a euphemism. The obscene thing here is the assault threat.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

34. I know, so's "a**hole" but there's one in the picture.

[lillypaddle]

33. If I ever see you in person

I'm gonna grab your dick and see what you think. You, asshole.

[niyad]

50. please wear heavy-duty gloves if you do!!--nah, forget that--how about the studded things?

[lillypaddle]

56. OUCH! nt

[rizlaplus]

35. Neanderthal

No other description fits

[Hulk]

36. The epitome of a smarmy little weasel.

This little Dixie-dog makes my stomach churn when I hear his whimp little syrupy scree.

You can do so much better, Alabama. I know you can.

[bucolic_frolic]

41. Don't be too hard on him

he may try to find out

and pity the victim

[ProudProgressiveNow]

45. K&R nt

[BigDemVoter]

47. I just e-mailed that motherfucker.

[niyad]

52. voice mails are more fun

[Charles Bukowski]

51. Further proof that Trump's misogyny

isn't an outlier among conservatives.

The others are just better at hiding it.

[niyad]

53. oh. . .my. . . .just went to his webpage--"latest updates are currently unavailable".

[mdbl]

54. Why do people vote for these a$$holes?

[lonestarnot]

57. OMG get a brain asshole!

[3catwoman3]

58. Like Gohmert, this doofus...

...is as stupid as he looks.

[Retired George]

59. I hope he has no daughters!

[niyad]

63. he has two.

[rawhideal]

60. Idiot

I wish Alabama would get rid of this guy. He's such an embarrassment, but there's alot stupid people down here.

[Feeling the Bern]

61. Jeffy, let's grab you by your dick and balls and see if you think that isn't sexual assault

[niyad]

64. be sure to use the glove in post 50

[colsohlibgal]

62. Dumb On Parade

This little Keebler elf is truly a really, really dim bulb, hard to tell who is more stupid, he or Gohmert.....or the empty brains who voted for them.