Pat Robertson: Revolting against Trump is revolting against God's Plan For America

[Miles Archer]

[CincyDem]

1. Well then, with that being said...let's get on with the revolting !!! n/t

[muntrv]

2. More reason to revolt.

[mindem]

3. Well, Pat,

you're revolting all on your own. Just go away.

[Scarsdale]

39. Go be with Jesuus

Pat, go be with Jesus, before you get your ass kicked for being late. Demented old freak, thinks he is a holy man. He is in it for the money, just like the rest of them.

[IdiotsforPalin]

52. Isn't it time for Pat's dirt nap?

[Red Knight]

55. I know it's wrong

But this made me laugh.

[kysrsoze]

54. Can't we have the rapture now, so this fuckstain goes somewhere else besides Planet Earth

This evil fucker has nothing to do with Christianity, and neither does his Idol, Forrest Trump

[DetlefK]

4. I'm not revolting, but I can be if you ask me to.

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Well then, count me in! I'm a rebel.

[Botany]

6. So God is into cocaine and sex parties w/underage girls and dumping coal wastes into streams?

If Pat is for something then I know it is wrong. He is just a grifter for Jesus.

[Metro135]

13. Uh huh

And if you're a woman, God grabs your pussy the minute you step through the pearly gates.

[3catwoman3]

7. Fuck you, Pat (yet again).

Pat Robertson is revolting and repulsive in every possible way.

[SticksnStones]

8. Why hasn't the Good Lord called this man home already!?!

Jesus, take the wheel and drive him back to your place, k?

[Nitram]

11. God doesn't mess with the Devil's playthings.

It's part of the Grand Bargain between God and Satan. Satan does God's work by testing the frailty and loyalty of the human species. You know, like with Job. Pat is just one of many false prophets that were prophesied in the bible.

[Scarsdale]

40. Why?

God does not want him, and Satan can not bear the competition from this crazy old guy.

[SticksnStones]

44. ..

[njhoneybadger]

51. His home is in hell

And the devil his father can't stand him either

[Nitram]

9. What Pat meant to say was that Trump is revolting.

I imagine God picks out his tie for him every morning. And give him haircut suggestions. Such a close relationship.

[treestar]

10. Hypocrite, I suppose it was different

when God's plan was Obama as President and a health care plan with a public option.

[1965Comet]

12. Revolting against Trump is revolting against God's Plan For America

But if the revolt is successful, doesn't that mean that it was actually a part of "god's plan" all along?

[packman]

14. Some people you want to smack around

Didn't Pat have money flowing into his coffers from "blood diamond" trafficking awhile back? The guy oozes slime.

[unc70]

15. God's plan is for us to revolt against Trump

[LS_Editor]

17. Indeed. So easy to speak on behalf of mystical sky daddy,

[Scarsdale]

41. Adultery

Pat preached against it, until his own son was caught with someone else's wife!!

[LS_Editor]

16. Seriously, why hasn't God called Pat Robertson to the big office in the sky?

Or Satan. Whoever.

[FiveGoodMen]

18. THIS is exactly why so many Americans are stupid and evil

They listen to ... ... I'll just say 'people' ... like Robertson and believe them.

Christian gullibility is at the root of our country's problems.

[bora13]

19. $$

follow the $$.

"You too can be on the right side of the lord if you would only
give 15% of your salary to me."

[PatrickforO]

21. OK, your post reminds me of a funny story.

Many years ago, when I was still a child, I heard kids at school talking about Catechism and Bar Mitzvahs. So, I went home and asked my father about God and about which religion I should follow.

Dad looked thoughtful and replied that this was a path I'd have to find on my own because he didn't feel comfortable telling me what religion I should follow. He suggested I read a lot of things and think it through.

I nodded, and he went on to say that someday I might join a church, and that if I did, they might ask me for money.

In fact, he said, they might ask you for a LOT of money. It is called a tithe.

When they do ask, he continued, you should take the paper money out of your wallet and throw it up in the air. Tell the person asking that anything that stays up in the air is God's and anything that falls back to the ground is yours.

I have always thought that funny, and have used it several times. Yet if there is a charity or cause in which I believe, I do donate. I just don't think these right-wing evangelical 'christians' are in tune at all with the Christian philosophy as set forth in Matthew 5-7. As a consequence, I push the ol' BULLSHIT button whenever a 'christian' tries to spout that shit at me.


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[Stuart G]

36. Truly a beautiful button.......the "Bullshit Button"..got to remember that one..!!!

[LuckyLib]

49. Your story made me laugh. Your Dad was wise.

[PatrickforO]

20. Oh my God. Really?

I think Pat might actually be working for the other guy. Think about that a minute.

Seriously, these idiots, Bannon included, are eagerly trying to hasten Armageddon because, hey, it's God's plan. They are actually HELPING God by rounding up people, unleashing ICE on law abiding Americans, waking up overt racism and homophobia. Because we NEED a tribulation where millions of people are killed.

That's right! We NEED this. We can leave the world a smoking cinder with an unbreathable atmosphere and undrinkable water because when Jesus comes back, why, everything will be hunky dory.

Put this guy in a straitjacket before he BURIES us all in his bullshit.

I'M PRESSING THE BULLSHIT BUTTON RIGHT NOW!

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[elmac]

22. Old Pat

still doing Satans work I see.

[Crowman2009]

32. I'm sure Satan and his racist Senator daddy helped him get that Liquor officer job...

...in the USMC. No BS! Here's the whole story about that:

http://www.schlatter.org/liquor_officer.htm

[Rural_Progressive]

23. I've been grateful to Pat and his ilk for over 30 years now

I was living in shared housing following a divorce in 1980. Divorces can cause a shakeup in many aspects of your life, mine was a spiritual one. I decided I'd better consider "getting right with God" and maybe my life would get on track. Started watching televangelism because, hey, all those people couldn't be wrong.

Two things came out of my time spent watching the Bakkers, Copeland, the Crouchs, Hinn, Roberts, Swaggart, Falwell, Graham, and of course Robertson.

First I realized these people were not to be taken lightly. My two housemates were very sheltered liberals, who like many of the people I encounter on progressive forums, scoffed and laughed at my concerns about this fledgling movement. I saw the potential for these people to mold and form an impressive group of scared and angry people who could work in unison to exert a disproportionate influence politically. Would have really liked to have been wrong on that one.

Second I had my answer to whether I had any use for any version of Christianity that aligned itself with these people. If they are all going to "Heaven" I'm happy to take my chances on other options because spending eternity with people like these would truly be living in Hell.

[LuckyLib]

50. We would watch late night Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker

while getting stoned. They were really funny in their earnest nuttiness and shilling for dollars.

[dembotoz]

24. fun to watch old pat embrace a pervert president..gop family values always were a joke

[coco22]

25. Pat give up your riches..

and follow your LORD if you are a true christian.

[VMA131Marine]

26. I'm fine with that!

As if Pat Robertson has any clue as to what "God's" plan is.

[C_U_L8R]

27. I like God's plan for Pat Robertson

and it can't come soon enough.
What a despicable charlatan.
Certainly, Satan farted Pat out onto
the world as some infantile joke.

[oldmanandthesea]

28. two birds, one fucking stone.

[Lanius]

29. This old geezer is still alive?

Someone better make sure Pat didn't make a deal with the Devil to cheat death.

[sarcasmo]

30. F-U Pat, and your so called God.

[Sentath]

31. Revolting!

Pat Robertson today asked God to "deliver" the US from President Obama before it's too late. After implying that Obama is a Muslim, Robertson told 700 Club viewers: "We need to do something to pray to be delivered from this president. He is a disaster, an absolute disaster. Democrat, Republican or whatever, this country is into serious decline unless something dramatic is done about it."

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/04/pat-robertson-begs-god-take-out-president

[Fritz Walter]

33. Anyone else notice this?

Pathetic Robertson cites OT fables, stories and psalms -- words written for Iron Age sheep herders -- in these situations, but never, ever refers to NT stories about "love thy neighbor" or turning the other cheek. Those words simply don't fit his narrative. So he ignores them.

His "god" is almight. The almighty dollar! And he wants to steal from the easiest pickings out there: low-information sheeple!

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

34. Hey Pat grabem by the pussy

Ignore that or forgotten pat???

[Initech]

35. The 700 Club: How Is This Still A Thing?

[Mariana]

42. Lots of Christians watch, believe, and send money.

That is how.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

37. Pat Robertson, the rich pseudo-christian, is revolting to see or hear. . . . nt

[SamKnause]

38. EVIL fuckers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Trump !!!

Fuck Pat !!!

Fuck Republicans !!!

Fuck their plan for America !!!

They destroy everything they touch !!!

Their policies and actions are EVIL !!!

As an Atheist, I find them pimping their 'god's plan' disgusting !!!

They are the greatest threat this country and the world will ever face.

[longship]

43. "Shit for brains" comes to mind here.

Do these people even know what Drumpf stands for?

Because I don't!

This is simply more abject madness, on top of utter madness, madness piled sky high.

We're fucked unless we win this one.

[trusty elf]

45. ....

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[GeoWilliam750]

46. Some people and their invisible friends

[cab67]

47. He looks more and more like a skeleton every day.

I work with skeletons for a living, so I say this with some authority.

[heaven05]

48. STFU!!!!!!!!!

goddamn KKKristian hypocrite....

[Doreen]

53. NOT my God. NOT my president.

It does not matter if I am revolting against your God because I am Buddhist.

[Earthican]

56. Please

How is he any different than the taliban? Sorry if this is offensive, but if God wants us to have trump than God can fuck off. 😇😈

[pressbox69]

57. What he seems to be saying is

God is using #45 to cast America deep into hell.