Truly Obnoxious Pet Names and the People Who Choose Them!
How does that nursery rhyme go? Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me?
Well, tell that to the hordes of aggrieved pets living with the outright obnoxious names their loved ones have given them.
Cats:
• Chicken Nugget
• Meatloaf
• Bluecifer
• Mr. Chickenwig
• Laundry Blankie
• Mr. Milky Mouth
• Fresno Fair Zucchini Corndog (aka, Zuk)
• Toby Toes McPurr
• Bucket Sprouthead
• Pussy Moo
• Baby Jesus
• Reverend Phatty
• McBisquit
• Fluffy Fusty Feather Fungus
• Dory Fluffenheimersheim
• Mister Tsuemo Bangkok Hipszer
• Yardsale
• Darth Kitty
Dogs:
• Barryzander
• JaMocha Frappuccino
• Kowalski
• Sir Freaks-a-Lot
• Antobia Bandogas
• Portia Snicklefritz
• S.A.M. (acronym for “She’s a Mutt”)
•D.O.G. (pronounced “Dee-OH-gee”)
•Nematode (a veterinarian’s dog, of course)
• Yo Quiero
• Foodworld
• Snarfpolas Skinks
• Easy Wheat
• Snack Attack
Rabbits:
• Poop (Maybe it’s just me, but how can you not love this name?)
Ferrets:
• Schnaggle
• MacWeezal and Scarlet MacWeezal (lovers, no doubt)
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... that I'd named 'Ike', and renamed him "Deuce Beagalo".
It has to affect the poor pet. 
Mine tend to have "people" names. Here's my Jack: 
And people frequently call me Toby. Jen got the cat before she got me. 
She got the idea for the name from Tobi's white toes.
it is my given name and I have always hated it, but I have an acceptable nick name. i 'll bet she is an awesome cat anyway
my cats are cat-Mandu and Lilith Ashlee
Cats:
Star (black cat with a white mark on her chest, she was named by the lady who had her originally and had to give her up when she found out she had cancer. We thought it appropriate to honor that.)
Cider: Orange and white cat. Got him at the shelter in Iron River, MI. One of the volunteers accidentally switched the cat we had adopted with this one. By the time we got there to get our Cider an elderly couple had adopted him. The shelter felt horrible over it, but we still ended up with the other Cider.
Dot: Looks like a mini-cow. White cat with black dots. Also named by the shelter.
Toeby: He's a polydactyl kitty. We just thought the name was amusing.
Dogs:
Bailey: Original name was Basil. Didn't like it and one of the girls at the shelter said she had heard we were naming him Bailey. Beagle Bailey worked for us.
Sadie: Such a laid back dog never lived. She was a rescue that we adopted. We're pretty sure she was kept crated constantly because she's more comfortable laying in the corner and rarely gets excited (unless it's dinner time). We've never been able to get her out of her shell, despite all kinds of coaxing.
Brownie: Originally named Tula by the next door neighbor who had her. Can't stand them and renamed her Brownie. Like the dessert she's sweet, but a little nuts.
Kory: Original name was Libby. Enough said on that one.
Phatty Cakes and Tarjhay (like people who pronounce Target - 'Tarjhay'). Those are some of the names that I have come across in the last few years for various dogs that we've met at the dog park. The last name was for a bull terrier that looked like the dog from the Target commercials.
Personally I will stick with Marlow and Kaloni.
