Tom Cruise turns 50 today, just heard it on the news.

[texanwitch]

He will need to marry someone no younger then 25 now.

He needs to keep a young wife so he doesn't look old.

I have a cousin like that, he is working on his 5th marriage.

He will not stay married to anyone over 30.

I am glad Katie escaped.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. How about Kathy Griffin?

[texanwitch]

2. I have no idea about Kathy Griffin.

I have only seen her a few times.

[HappyMe]

4. Kathy Griffin is around 40, I think.

Besides, Kathy G. is way too cool for Tom Cruise.

[MrScorpio]

13. Kathy is 51

I don't think that Tom is into older wimmenz

[edbermac]

3. LEAVE TOM ALONE!!!!!!!

[texanwitch]

5. I love that picture.

[Yavin4]

10. HBO Did A Documentary About Him

The reason why he posted the "Leave Britney Alone" vid was because Britney reminded him of his mother who was a young mom.

[CBGLuthier]

6. was going to bring up the half pus 7 years rule but turns out that one

is from Elijah Muhammad, not L. Ron Hubbard.

Hard to keep the "anointed" straight some times.

[texanwitch]

7. I hope nobody marries Tom now.

Unless he finds someone who has he same believes to begin with.

My cousin marries women about 23, he has money.

By the time the woman turns 30 he is already looking for younger woman.

He will have a least one kid and then moves on.

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Lindsay Lohan would be a good choice.

[texanwitch]

9. What a match.

Tom would have his hands full with Lindsay.

I think she is about the right age for Tom.

It is a sad Lindsay is so messed up.

She was such a cute kid, and a decent actor.

[Initech]

11. I don't normally follow celebrity gossip but Katie had a damn good reason for leaving.

And it wasn't her age either - no kid should waste their life in Sea Org - one of the scarier aspects of Scientology. Tom wanted Suri sent their and Katie freaked - and I don't blame her one bit.

[texanwitch]

12. I read about Sea Org, looked damn scary.

Sure hope that Katy gets the little girl.

[Initech]

16. Ever hear of the Rehabilitation Project Force?

It's another darker, scarier wing of Scientology - it's essentially a slave labor prison that the church sends members that it deems "not worthy" (failed Sea Org, etc) and they're treated like absolute dirt for several years. That would make an excellent plot for a horror movie.

[texanwitch]

17. Damn.

I have heard a lot of Scientology and it is one scary group of people.

I hope Katie has good body guards.

[Wounded Bear]

14. Any news on whether he grew up any?

[texanwitch]

15. According to the news he was out of town and came home late last night.

I am sure he is talking with his lawyers.

He will be carefull with his actions.

[Kaleva]

18. Charlie Sheen is currently unattactched altough he doesn't make you age requirements

"Rick Calamaro, Charlie Sheen’s former longtime personal assistant and close friend, was found dead in his Los Angeles apartment Sunday.

The 46-year-old club promoter had reportedly been dead for a few days when police found him, according to TMZ.

"Numerous pain medications and an open bottle of alcohol" were littered in his apartment, the site reports."

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/charlie-sheen-ex-assistant-rick-calamaro-found-dead-surrounded-drugs-alcohol-article-1.1106647

Instead of TomKat we could have:

TomCharlie or CruiseSheen or Mapother IV-Estevez headlining the tabloids.

Cruise is estimated to have a net worth of 270 million while Charlie's net worth is about 75 million.

[Art_from_Ark]

19. He bears an amazing resemblance to Steve Dallas of Bloom County

[Ter]

20. Miley Cyrus is legal

That marriage can last 10 years, she's 19.