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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Foaming Pineapple!
Tiki for Mother's Day? Yep. Hooper's bartending for brunch.
Matthew Hooper
May 10, 2024
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That beautiful head on the drink smells heavenly.
Greetings, Wonketeers! Im Hooper, your bartender. Mothers Day is just around the corner. Time to take a look through the recipe index and pick out some champagne cocktails. Mimosas are the traditional choice, and Ill run down our options for that. But for Mom, lets get fancier and put a tiki spin on the classic. Lets make a Foaming Pineapple. Heres the recipe:
Foaming Pineapple
1 oz Planteray Three Star Rum
2 oz pineapple juice
½ oz creme de coconut
Brut champagne
Nutmeg
Shake rum, pineapple juice, and creme de coconut. Pour into a coupe glass and top with brut champagne. Sprinkle with nutmeg and serve.
Champagne cocktails have been a part of the bar scene from the beginning. Back in 1862, Jerry Thomas included a Champagne Cocktail in his seminal book. Champagne seems to elevate any simple cocktail into something refined and elegant. The French 75 is still my go-to behind the bar when a customer cant decide on a drink. Lemon, sugar, gin, and champagne are a match made in heaven.
Of course, we cant talk about champagne cocktails and Mothers Day without mentioning mimosas. Im not a fan of orange juice in cocktails. Orange juice is too sweet and not acidic enough to balance a drink. Still, its a classic combination that Ill pour out by the dozen at a Mothers Day brunch. If you offer some alternative to OJ, however, things get more interesting. A peach bellini follows the same template as the mimosa, using peach puree instead of orange juice. Any fruit puree can swap in for the peach successfully. Ive made blackberry and raspberry bellinis for Mothers Day to great success. Use inspiration and your favorite fruit and you wont go wrong.
This particular variation on the bellini format uses a pina colada base instead of fruit puree to build a tasty Mothers Day cocktail. Its a bit strong for brunch, but a solid start to a Mothers Day dinner. The creme de coconut is really special in this drink. Im not fond of artificial ingredients as a rule, but creme de coconut is very much the exception. It has a ton of emulsifiers in it to keep the coconut oil and sugar together. Those emulsifiers fortify the champagne bubbles, transforming a quick fizz of champagne into a thick head of pineapple and coconut scented foam. The foam should hold up well after the drinks been prepared, making for a stunning presentation.
Lets talk ingredients:
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Ingredient shot. This drink was mother approved per my spouse.
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samnsara
(17,716 posts)apparently pina coladas have fallen out of favor - at least in New Mexico and northern AZ. I was traveling with my German friends last month and we tried several times to have them. one place claimed to not be allowed or have a blender WTF? I said I know you have pineapple juice as it was in another menu drink. we would have taken them on the rocks, but since not on the menu = not allowed. he didn't get much of a tip as he was kind of an asshole anyway. guess he thought 3 fat old women wouldn't be good customers. waiter in the dining room did much better and was told tip was all for him and his bartender, not the guy in the lounge.
happened at another place too. strange. I mean I know it is not a fucking moscow mule or whatever is trendy at the moment, but it really isn't a hard drink to make.
niyad
(114,659 posts)in most places, part of a bartender's standard repetoire. I would not have tipped the jerk either. What bar does not have a blender???
niyad
(114,659 posts)is soooooo much better. . brandy and champagne!