A facebook phenomenon

[graywarrior]

Mine-
A toothbrush, a jar of Vaseline, and a magnifying glass

[OriginalGeek]

1. This is why Meta complains about us.

So let me help!

Duct tape, a hatchet and heavy-duty garbage bags.

[graywarrior]

2. A Meta, a fart cushion, a can of WD40

[Lady Freedom Returns]

57. My turn!

a cookbook, wine, and rat poison.

Care to come to dinner? (add hitchcock music)

[OriginalGeek]

58. lol! Ummmm

I think I'm full...

[trof]

3. A chainsaw, a super sized cooler, and dry ice.

[HopeHoops]

4. Shit. You took out my first two items. Okay. A tooth brush, a toilet plunger, and a baseball bat.

[graywarrior]

6. Dear lord!

[HopeHoops]

7. I DID however avoid mentioning duct tape! Credit there, I hope.

[graywarrior]

8. Of course!

[HopeHoops]

12. I'm not even sure how to send duct tape over the Internet. Any clues?

[graywarrior]

14. Been trying.

[HopeHoops]

15. Mrrphpphh, mrrrph mrhhprrrmrph, mrph. Hmrphmrph mrrrrph.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. a razor, sequins and glue

[sadbear]

9. Do they still sell aquarium fish?

If so, a bag of fish, a funnel, and some vaseline.

[MrsBrady]

10. jalapeños, toilet paper, and trash bags.

[Neoma]

11. A large wrench, Halloween mask, and gloves.

[NightWatcher]

13. jumper cables, sunglasses, and a gallon of vegetable oil

then seem like you're in a real hurry to get out of the store

[LiberalEsto]

16. Large bag of fertilizer, gas can, cigarette lighter.

[zanana1]

44. Duct tape, rope, knife. nt

[taterguy]

17. Vaseline is a lubricant

[graywarrior]

19. Do tell.

[taterguy]

21. Vaseline is slippery which makes certain activities easier and more enjoyable

Anything else you'd like to not know?

[graywarrior]

22. Really?

[taterguy]

23. Yes, really

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaseline

[graywarrior]

26. Holy fuque!

[taterguy]

27. Yes, that's one of vaseline's many uses

Obviously

[graywarrior]

29. And all this time I thought it was only good for hair gel.

[taterguy]

30. Next time read the label

States very clearly:

Good for fuqueing.

[graywarrior]

31. I've been using it for dry eye, too, so I can't read the tiny words on labels.

[taterguy]

32. You know what I use for dry eye?

Water

[graywarrior]

33. Tap, spring, distilled or carbonated?

[taterguy]

34. Carbonated

[graywarrior]

35. Plain or flavored?

[taterguy]

37. Whatever's on sale

[graywarrior]

39. You're too easy

[graywarrior]

20. OK then, how about an emory board, a jar of Noxema, and a stapler

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. A jumbo tub of ground espresso, adult diapers, and the most recently-released hot video game

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(edit to add): The cashier would probably just roll his/her eyes and say, "Geez, not another one!!!"
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[Ikonoklast]

25. A box of .45ACP cartridges, a Halloween mask, and a crowbar.

[graywarrior]

28. A tube of Preparation H, a pack of razors, and a roll of gauze.

[zabet]

36. The biggest car/truck battery in stock....

A good sized pair of lineman pliers and a pack of bamboo skewers.

[graywarrior]

40. A Mittens Rmoney mask, a set of handcuffs, a can of Raid

[cherokeeprogressive]

41. An enema kit, a turkey baster, and Tums. n/t

[madinmaryland]

42. A roll of duct tape and two rubber duckies!!

[graywarrior]

43. You sick bastard!

[Phentex]

45. Cake mix, rat poison, birthday card

[LeftofObama]

61. ROFLMAO!!

I would back away and go to the next open aisle.

[rrneck]

46. Toilet brush, pair of tongs, slingshot. mt

[bluedigger]

47. Hacksaw blades, cake mix, and hair dye.

[7wo7rees]

48. I got this.

ViseGrips, car battery, duct tape (natch).

[Indpndnt]

49. An electric razor, super glue, and plastic wrap

[tabbycat31]

50. Trashy romance novel, vaseline, cucumber

[Kindly Refrain]

51. Large puzzle, box of laxative and a portable folding table.

[skygazer]

52. I work at a grocery store

Nothing freaks me out.

Though I will say my favorite purchase was a guy with a dozen roses, a bottle of champagne, and a box of condoms. I so wanted to say, "Big night?"

[graywarrior]

54. lol

[graywarrior]

53. Hammer, nails, Jello

[Moondog]

55. Feather duster, duct tape, 2" sable paint brush.

[nadine_mn]

56. romance novel, leash and can of dog food nt

[Tsiyu]

59. Toy handcuffs, an axe and a bag of concrete mix

[graywarrior]

60. Now we're talkin'!

Last edited Mon Oct 8, 2012, 06:14 PM - Edit history (1)

Added a W to No coz I'm an idiot.

[Tsiyu]

63. Alright, I broke this game out to

a bunch of young farmers/students tonight.

And then antigone382 came up with a really, really good and sick one but I think it's too sick even for the Lounge.

She says I can't steal it, either.....

[graywarrior]

66. Damn....

[Tsiyu]

67. It was sick. Really bad

but then I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep and I came up with:


small mirror, pack of razor blades and nasal spray

grow lights, jumbo box baggies and a gram/ounce scale

box of bed protective pads, turkey baster and rubber gloves.

I'll PM you the really sick one, but only antigone382 can post it or she might hurt me....

[Tsiyu]

68. I see you got the PM

I told you it was really sick!

Don't post it, or we'll be back on the Meta Shit List!

[graywarrior]

70. You mean we're not on it anymore?

[Tsiyu]

71. Not in the last 5 minutes as I know of

There, there, don't cry.

Just give it a few minutes and HopeHoops will think of something....

[graywarrior]

72. !

[Broken_Hero]

62. Jumper cables, motor oil

and condoms.....

[Up2Late]

64. Easy! 100 feet of rope, a shovel and a can of lighter fluid.

And eye contact! Lots and lots of eye contact.

[mysuzuki2]

65. a blue plastic tarp, 50 feet of nylon rope and a box of ammo

[bamacrat]

69. Rubber Gloves, laxatives and adult diapers. n/t

[Spike89]

73. Pumpkin, razor blades, and shiny red apples - nt

[graywarrior]

74. x