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Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:09 PM Oct 2012

Guys of the Lounge what would you do/say?

you see a woman at the bar. She has long red hair, looks as if it is on fire kind of red. Her eyes are like molten gold. You offer to buy her a drink. She accepts. Now what do you say to keep the conversation going?

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Guys of the Lounge what would you do/say? (Original Post) Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 OP
"Thank you for letting me buy you a drink. Aristus Oct 2012 #1
That keeps it going. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #2
"xxx, it's nice to meet you. Aristus Oct 2012 #3
YES!! Thank you That gives me an idea how to take this to where I need to!!!! Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #5
Glad I could help. Aristus Oct 2012 #22
"Do you prefer the AMD dual processor chip or the Intel i7 6-core processor?" HopeHoops Oct 2012 #4
I happen to know some girls that that would get you somewhere. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #7
IRONY: My wife and I hooked up over computer flash card! HopeHoops Oct 2012 #13
So you flashed your wife and that got her interested ? n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2012 #23
Well, not that night. But I sure as hell wanted to! HopeHoops Oct 2012 #28
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. NightWatcher Oct 2012 #6
I was thinking of a corny pick up like. Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #12
"you a real woman or one of those guys that dresses like a woman?" rurallib Oct 2012 #8
That would make it into a porn book! Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #14
Nothing can screw you up like a crazy, fiery redhead. So let's finish the drinks and get outta here NightWatcher Oct 2012 #9
That gives me an idea for the ending! Lady Freedom Returns Oct 2012 #10
redheads are like a hot stove eye NightWatcher Oct 2012 #11
I'm a doctor, I'm a lawyer, I'm a movie star. I'm an astronaut, ... Major Nikon Oct 2012 #15
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? kwassa Oct 2012 #16
"Hey babe, this could be the start of a good story!" RedCloud Oct 2012 #17
I have a personal story that begins almost like that... hunter Oct 2012 #18
She and I had great sex too many times to recall. We spoke about her. Her hopes, her dreams, her ohiosmith Oct 2012 #19
I'd ask her what she thought of fecal transplants. rug Oct 2012 #20
Are you married too? hay rick Oct 2012 #21
From the other side of the room... Mr.Bill Oct 2012 #24
Hey Sweet Cheeks, what's it gonna take for me to see if the carpet matched the drapes.... WCGreen Oct 2012 #25
If you were a laser... pokerfan Oct 2012 #26
Post removed Post removed Oct 2012 #27
The other 4 jury members are frickin nuts. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #29

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
2. That keeps it going.
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:19 PM
Oct 2012

Last edited Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:10 AM - Edit history (1)

My heroin is a quiet, one word answer kind or girl. It is still like pulling teeth. I have been trying to get my husband to help since the hero is based a lot on him, but the whole thought of it makes him bashful.

Aristus

(66,452 posts)
3. "xxx, it's nice to meet you.
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:21 PM
Oct 2012

Can I ask you a question? What were you thinking about right before I came over to you?"

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
4. "Do you prefer the AMD dual processor chip or the Intel i7 6-core processor?"
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:22 PM
Oct 2012

No, I'm not going to get laid with that line. I'm married. I don't need to get laid by some random woman at a bar. Besides, my wife is almost ALWAYS with me when I'm at a bar. So is my service dog, and she certainly wouldn't let some random woman screw me. The random woman will still accept a drink - every time. That's called "being friendly".



Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
7. I happen to know some girls that that would get you somewhere.
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:29 PM
Oct 2012

Last edited Sat Oct 20, 2012, 10:04 PM - Edit history (1)

They are really hot geeks. Jocks never do have a chance with them.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
13. IRONY: My wife and I hooked up over computer flash card!
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 10:26 PM
Oct 2012

We were at a party in '84. My current girlfriend (of many men) gave both of us computer flashcards for Christmas. It gets more pornographic from there.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
6. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:28 PM
Oct 2012

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
12. I was thinking of a corny pick up like.
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 10:06 PM
Oct 2012

But my heroine is the type that the drink would end up on the hero. She is after all a red head.

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
14. That would make it into a porn book!
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 10:42 PM
Oct 2012

My heroine is the kind that would happily show him right in the middle of the bar how real she is.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
9. Nothing can screw you up like a crazy, fiery redhead. So let's finish the drinks and get outta here
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:33 PM
Oct 2012

and get on with messing each other up.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
11. redheads are like a hot stove eye
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 09:43 PM
Oct 2012

you know they're gonna burn you, but you just cant help touching it


makes the whole "moth to flame" thing understandable

RedCloud

(9,230 posts)
17. "Hey babe, this could be the start of a good story!"
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 11:23 PM
Oct 2012

She says, "I read you like a book and most of it ain't fit to print!"

hunter

(38,326 posts)
18. I have a personal story that begins almost like that...
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 11:26 PM
Oct 2012

... but the ending was always ugly.

I think we had to repeat that life for near 10,000 Ground Hog Day years before we broke the loop and nobody ended up dead.

We'd go to my place, I'd show her my computer...



...and we were doomed.

I still have scars.

If I was doing it again I'd say, "Let me buy a drink for your girlfriend too," and she'd say "That's not my girlfriend," and I'd say "sure she is," and I'd buy them both drinks and then we'd all laugh and be silly and the two women would go home together and live happily ever after leaving me out of it.

Except I think in that alternate universe the world ends in global thermonuclear war. My own scars seem a small price to pay for preventing that.


ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)
19. She and I had great sex too many times to recall. We spoke about her. Her hopes, her dreams, her
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 11:47 PM
Oct 2012

aspirations. What she wanted, what she needed, what she desired. It was about her and her only.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
20. I'd ask her what she thought of fecal transplants.
Sat Oct 20, 2012, 11:52 PM
Oct 2012
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018217141

The Lounge gives me many conversation starters. Forthunately, though, I was already married long before the DU Lounge existed.

Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)

A HERETIC I AM

(24,376 posts)
29. The other 4 jury members are frickin nuts.
Sun Oct 21, 2012, 03:23 PM
Oct 2012

That's all I have to say.

Good thing all one has to do is click "show" to see what was posted above.

Gorgeous. And a perfect addition to this thread.

Some DU'ers really need to lighten up.

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