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you see a woman at the bar. She has long red hair, looks as if it is on fire kind of red. Her eyes are like molten gold. You offer to buy her a drink. She accepts. Now what do you say to keep the conversation going?
Aristus
(66,452 posts)My name is Bob. What's yours?"
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Last edited Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:10 AM - Edit history (1)
My heroin is a quiet, one word answer kind or girl. It is still like pulling teeth. I have been trying to get my husband to help since the hero is based a lot on him, but the whole thought of it makes him bashful.
Aristus
(66,452 posts)Can I ask you a question? What were you thinking about right before I came over to you?"
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)You are the best!!!!!
Aristus
(66,452 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)No, I'm not going to get laid with that line. I'm married. I don't need to get laid by some random woman at a bar. Besides, my wife is almost ALWAYS with me when I'm at a bar. So is my service dog, and she certainly wouldn't let some random woman screw me. The random woman will still accept a drink - every time. That's called "being friendly".
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Last edited Sat Oct 20, 2012, 10:04 PM - Edit history (1)
They are really hot geeks. Jocks never do have a chance with them.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)We were at a party in '84. My current girlfriend (of many men) gave both of us computer flashcards for Christmas. It gets more pornographic from there.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)But my heroine is the type that the drink would end up on the hero. She is after all a red head.
rurallib
(62,448 posts)Yep that should do it.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)My heroine is the kind that would happily show him right in the middle of the bar how real she is.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)and get on with messing each other up.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)you know they're gonna burn you, but you just cant help touching it
makes the whole "moth to flame" thing understandable
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)and I own this bar.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)RedCloud
(9,230 posts)She says, "I read you like a book and most of it ain't fit to print!"
hunter
(38,326 posts)... but the ending was always ugly.
I think we had to repeat that life for near 10,000 Ground Hog Day years before we broke the loop and nobody ended up dead.
We'd go to my place, I'd show her my computer...
...and we were doomed.
I still have scars.
If I was doing it again I'd say, "Let me buy a drink for your girlfriend too," and she'd say "That's not my girlfriend," and I'd say "sure she is," and I'd buy them both drinks and then we'd all laugh and be silly and the two women would go home together and live happily ever after leaving me out of it.
Except I think in that alternate universe the world ends in global thermonuclear war. My own scars seem a small price to pay for preventing that.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)aspirations. What she wanted, what she needed, what she desired. It was about her and her only.
rug
(82,333 posts)The Lounge gives me many conversation starters. Forthunately, though, I was already married long before the DU Lounge existed.
hay rick
(7,639 posts)I just blurt stuff out a lot. Fortunately, my pick up days are behind me.
Mr.Bill
(24,319 posts)both of your tits look like they're the same size.
WCGreen
(45,558 posts)pokerfan
(27,677 posts)... you would be set on stunning.
courtesy of a cupid.com commercial.
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A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)That's all I have to say.
Good thing all one has to do is click "show" to see what was posted above.
Gorgeous. And a perfect addition to this thread.
Some DU'ers really need to lighten up.