Batten down the hatches everyone. The rapture index is at a record high (185)!!

[madinmaryland]

There are going to be people flying out of their cars and houses any time now!!

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

[Renew Deal]

1. 12/21 is only 7 weeks away!

[Baitball Blogger]

18. I hope they go through the trouble of buying Christmas presents.

I like Christmas presents.

[HopeHoops]

2. I'm looking FORWARD to the rapture. Think about all the CARS we'll get to drive!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Oh, oh, oh! Can I have a little red sports car, please ?

I've always wanted one and red is a good color for me.

[HopeHoops]

7. I just want another full-sized station wagon like my (diseased) '84 Colony Park wagon.

[madinmaryland]

8. The CARS concern me the most. Imagine being on the beltway during rush hour, which

is most of the time, and all of sudden, some of the cars are driverless with the car in gear!



Talk about a fucking nightmare. WTOP would be running traffic information 24x7. Even the ICC would be clogged.

[HopeHoops]

9. Ever done the 7 turns on the outer loop by the "Disney" Mormon Temple in rush hour?

I have. Many times. It's like begging death to just suck you out of the car and send you straight to hell. Besides, the rapture sucking half of the people out of their cars probably wouldn't be noticed. Most rush hour cars don't seem to have drivers in them anyway.

[madinmaryland]

10. Everyday for the last eight months. At least traffic clears up on the outer loop in the morning

after the Rmoney Temple.

Thank god for the ICC!

[HopeHoops]

15. The ICC - Inter-city connector? I think Randolph Rd. was supposed to be part of that.

I don't live in that area anymore, but my dad does.

[madinmaryland]

16. The inter-county connector. It goes from I-95, just south of 198 and connects to the

I-370 spur in Rockville.

[HopeHoops]

21. "COUNTY" - thank you. Yes, I know about 370 - never set a drop of rubber on it.

On Edit: Originally, Randolph Road from 29 to Georgia Avenue was supposed to be part of it. Apparently it didn't work out that way. Boston has two beltways and BOTH are royally fucked up - 24x7.

[Wounded Bear]

3. "Rapture Index above 160: Fasten your seat belts"

Wouldn't that be counter productive?



The Rapture would certainly lower the religious asshole types (RAT) index significantly.

[Iggo]

19. I never thought of it that way.

The seatbelt laws are an assault on their religious freedom!

[RebelOne]

4. Oh, good!!! We will finally be rid of these Jesus freaks. n/t

[LiberalEsto]

5. +100! nt

[OrwellwasRight]

13. Not so fast, RebelOne!

If the Rapture actually happens, won't only the truly good Christians be raptured, leaving all the asshole, fundy, hate-mongering, holier than thou Christians behind with us pagans, heathens, atheists, and Buddhists?

[Iggo]

20. So it'll be exactly the same, then?

[OrwellwasRight]

22. Sadly, probably so.

[nolabear]

11. No problemo. Seattle is heathen central.

(I might finally be rid of that nephew who gets on my last nerve though)

[Curmudgeoness]

12. I can't wait. I want to find out

how many of these proclaiming religious loonies get "left behind"....now that would be a wake up call.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

14. World Bible Society President Says 'Rapture' Likely to Occur by 2021

link

[rrneck]

17. I wish theyd hurry up. I need some new shit. nt