Ok - beware of earworms! Vote for the worst song on this list! All "Hits"!

[NRaleighLiberal]

Man, I grew up with most of these....I picked my view of the worst 10 from this incredible, awful list

http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2012/05/worst-songs-of-all-time.html

Pick the worst...and don't get angry at me if you start humming some of these as you try to get to sleep tonight!

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	The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
	1 (20%)
	Billy Don't Be a Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
	0 (0%)
	Wildfire - Michael Murphy
	0 (0%)
	Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks
	1 (20%)
	Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary McGregor
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	Claire- Gilbert O'Sullivan
	0 (0%)
	Alone Again Naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan
	0 (0%)
	Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
	1 (20%)
	Puppy Love - Donny Osmond
	1 (20%)
	Chick A Boom - Daddy Dewdrop
	1 (20%)
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[OriginalGeek]

1. Hardest. Poll. Ever.

[rurallib]

41. the competition just to make the list was fierce

where oh where is "Tell Laura I Love Her"?

[nolabear]

2. Oh hell. I had forgotten Chick-a-Boom existed.

Thanks a pantload.

[Quantess]

3. Now I know who was responsible for "Puppy Love".

I remember complaining about that one, as a kid. Yikes, Donny Osmond.

[MrsBrady]

4. you forgot "you light up my life"...I can't vote because that IS the worst song ever

I do like Wildfire, though.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. yes, I pondered that. I could have used 20 poll slots! So many bad songs thru the years!

[susanr516]

6. No "worst song ever" list is complete without Muskrat Love

Hate, HATE it.

[Liberal Veteran]

23. Although Toni Tennille sang it so well. "Nibblin on bacon, chewin on cheese"....

..."Sam says to Susie honey would you please be my Mrs"

[Art_from_Ark]

7. So many bad songs, and only one vote!

And no list is complete without some Paul Anka, Neil Sadaka, Barry Manilow and Beach Boys songs, as well as just about any rap or disco song.

My current vote for a mainstream song goes to "God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys

However, some anonymous rap song I heard in a store the other day with the lyrics, "I'm gonna kill you, bitch" has got to rank as one of the very worst songs ever written in the history of the world.

[cynatnite]

8. This poll is worthless without Heartbeat by Don Johnson. n/t

[Scuba]

9. Build Me Up Buttercup, or anything by Neil Diamond.

[Xyzse]

10. I don't think I've heard of any of them...

However, I was travelling through Texas and this song that went "Monta Mami" over and over again, ticked the heck out of me.

That was the worst thing I've heard by far... Which was close to as bad as "I want to f--k you in the a-s"... Which just repeats itself over and over also... Which was highlighted in a commercial at one point, with a foreign family listening and jamming to it, without knowing what it was saying.

Yeah, I hear the craziest things sometimes.

[sarge43]

11. You're Having My Baby n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

14. wow, how could I have passed that "gem" by!

[Myrina]

12. What, no MACARENA ?!?!?!?

You're welcome ...

[sadbear]

13. "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone.

[Aristus]

15. "Amazed" by Lone Star.

I tell you, the urge to find something tall to jump off of is never stronger than when I have to hear that awful, awful song, and its awful, awful singer.

I find it amusing that country music is supposed to be this macho, red-blooded-male American music, but most C&W singers sound like adenoidal eunuchs.

[pink-o]

16. Useless poll w/o "Afternoon Delight"

Their "harmonies" sound like someone is squeezing 5 cats at once. And final irony: nothing could put one in a less sexual mood than listening to that song!

My African American friends had Marvin Gaye. We got the Starlight Vocal Band. How could white people ever think they were better in any way????

[NRaleighLiberal]

25. Thanks....I needed that! Agreed - AD is a horror!

[TwilightGardener]

17. She ran calling wiiiilllllldfiiiire!!

That was my favorite song for a while when I was a little girl--lost and sad horse...

[Liberal Veteran]

19. She was a houseplant apparently.

The killing frost (which kills plants, not little girls) got her.

[TwilightGardener]

22. Yeah, that never did make sense, did it?

[Liberal Veteran]

18. Daddy was a cop on the eastside of Chicago. Back in the USA, Back in the bad old days.

In the heat of a summer's night, in the land of the dollar biiiiiiilllll......

[Paladin]

20. God! Just Looking At Those Song Titles.....

...makes me shrivel up inside. Decisions, decisions......

[TwilightGardener]

21. To nominate one not on the list: "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"--

woohoo, nobody knows it, nobody kno-whoas it...right from the start, I gave you my heart, OHHHHH, I gave you my heart...

[NRaleighLiberal]

26. Kiki Dee or something like that? With Elton John?

[TwilightGardener]

33. Yes. Elton John decided to start throwing away his career

right about at that moment.

[Liberal Veteran]

24. I don't know if it counts as an earworm, but "Undercover Angel" is gag worthy.

I said what? she said oo-oo-oo wee
I said alright? she said, love me, love me love me

Undercover angel, midnight fantasy
I've never had a dream that made sweet love to me
Undercover angel, answer to my prayer
You made me know that there's a love for me
Out there, somewhere
Yeah somewhere

[NRaleighLiberal]

27. Yup - that qualifies. So does Brandy (you're a fine girl...what a good wife you would be...)

[Liberal Veteran]

28. But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea...do do do do dodo do

[NRaleighLiberal]

29. OK - you did it

[NRaleighLiberal]

30. oh boy....

[GoCubsGo]

40. I had completely forgotten about that monstrosity until you bought it up.

Geez. Thanks a lot.

[geardaddy]

31. You forgot "I Don't Like Spiders and Snakes"

by Jim Stafford

[geardaddy]

32. Bye, By Miss American Pie

is retch-worthy.

[Bake]

37. No no no no no

Don McLean was asked in an interview what "American Pie" means ...

He said, "It means I never have to work a day in my life ever again."



The piano riff on the turnaround before the chorus is worth keeping the song.



Bake

[mockmonkey]

34. I picked "The Night Chicago Died"

but I really think the most wretched excuse for a song is............"THE CHRISTMAS SHOES"

[Bake]

36. Some real stinkers there. But you missed one.

Afternoon Delight!!



Bake

[NoGOPZone]

38. Paper Lace did the first version of Billy Don't Be a Hero

so they get my vote for two consecutive megasuck songs

[GoCubsGo]

39. Where is "You're Having My Baby"?

Worst. Song. Ever.

[felix_numinous]

42. Feelings

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[liberaltrucker]

43. Someone forgot this little gem: "I'm Sorry Suzanne"

CSB: When this "song" was released, I had just broken up
with my then girlfriend. I was devastated! Guess her name?



/yes, I'm a Farker
//sue me (pun intended)

[Rhiannon12866]

44. I actually like most of these, LOL.

If I had to vote for the worst and most agonizing earworm of a song, ever, it would have to be the one from several years back, "Condoleezza Will Lead Us." I hesitate to even bring it up...


On edit: If you dare...

[yardwork]

45. They're all retch-inducing. It was very hard to choose one.