What should my next post be about?

[struggle4progress]

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	The Illuminati are behind almost all of today's chemtrails
	1 (100%)
	The New World Order's amazing robot, Obama
	0 (0%)
	Secret Bilberberg conference discussed alien abductions
	0 (0%)
	Bat Boy and Loch Ness Monster in counseling to save relationship
	0 (0%)
	Death rays from black helicopters toppled the Twin Towers on 9/11
	0 (0%)
	Democratic Underground is just a hallucination caused by all the LSD the CIA force-fed you in the sixties
	0 (0%)
	Why is the Trilateral Commission destroying the scientific evidence for Bigfoot?
	0 (0%)
	Why haven't we gotten new carpet in Teh Lounge yet?
	0 (0%)
	The Freemasons' plan to replace your congressman with a hologram
	0 (0%)
	A comparative study of cinematographic values in X-rated movies from Arkansas, Minnesota, and Vermont
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[harmonicon]

1. It's a trick question. We all know it will be about Assange. (nt)

[frogmarch]

2. Maybe

you could get them all into one post! Bet you could.

[struggle4progress]

24. But there's nowhere I could post it without getting my thread locked

[frogmarch]

25. Well,

the way I see it is that they must all hang together, or they most assuredly will all hang separately.

But either way, they’d be toast, yep.

[Ptah]

3. The failure of this poll to achieve a consensus.

[Jamaal510]

4. Your next post should be about why

with every president, there are conspiracy theorists who believe that they're part of the Illuminati.

"Writers such as Mark Dice, David Icke, Texe Marrs, Jüri Lina and Morgan Gricar have argued that the Bavarian Illuminati survived, possibly to this day. Many of these theories propose that world events are being controlled and manipulated by a secret society calling itself the Illuminati. Conspiracy theorists have claimed that many notable people were or are members of the Illuminati. Presidents of the United States are a common target for such claims."

More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

[siligut]

26. Maybe the theory that the Illuminati are an elite group of the Masons?

And the Masons are just the modern-day Templars.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

5. Why haven't we got new carpet yet?

All those spilled mix drinks have left a lot of nasty stains! Maybe we should look into wood flooring?

[Lady Freedom Returns]

6. You know, GD got real nice carpet not long ago. And they really didn't need it.

just saying.

[struggle4progress]

7. teh lounge is, like, du's unwanted orphan stepchild forum!

all the other forums get new cool stuff. we still have the same beat-up junk we had back in 2001

[frogmarch]

8. It may be just a rumor,

but I've heard that Lounge coffee is made with discarded used coffee grounds from other forums.

As I said, it may be just a rumor.

[struggle4progress]

9. i totally believe it

[siligut]

27. You don't get the memos?

You know the ones LynnSin staple guns to the Lounge? Just this year we have received a pool, a cafe, a pool table and all kinds of goodies I can't remember. We are flush with stuff.

[struggle4progress]

28. I heard Lynne is just putting up some old signs she found in the basement

[LiberalEsto]

14. Well, if certain folks didn't pee all over the carpet...

they might be less reluctant to install a new one.

[struggle4progress]

15. that's a frickin urban legend, and anyway it doesn't happen much here

[LiberalEsto]

17. Maybe we should ask LynneSin for the ultraviolet light

and shine it over the carpet after turning out the lights.

I'll bet the whole carpet will glow like crazy.

[name not needed]

19. That rug really tied the room together.

[LiberalEsto]

20. It does look nice with the padded walls

but there's only so much one can do with Febreze.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. who is Joe K.?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018246282

[Kaleva]

11. Removing a BB from someone's head or about Bigfoot's DNA

[hrmjustin]

12. How about all the aliens coming to our world.

[LiberalEsto]

13. Can I request some extra doses of LSD?

Just in case I haven't hallucinated enough?

[struggle4progress]

16. no, we just refilled your prescription thursday

[Chan790]

18. Other.

I think the next post should be about the most amazing, nice, magical, funny person I've ever met:

Satan.

Retired Buffalo Sabres RW Miroslav Satan.

[petronius]

22. You met Satan? I'm totally jealous!

That dude was magic for me in EA Sports NHL2000 - we won many a Stanley Cup for the Sabres...

[ashling]

21. Why ask me?

[struggle4progress]

23. I was trying to see if there was any evidence you had ever been involved in that stuff

that we don't talk about online, because we don't want Agent Mike to overhear our conversations

[Wounded Bear]

29. About 20-25 words....

[nomorenomore08]

30. Hard to decide, but I voted for the bottom one (study of X-rated films).

Go with a winner, right?