Remember: no matter how much wassail comes to you, when you go a-wassailing this season,

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it's still a really fuggin bad idea to slide down chimneys

Google it if you don't fuggin believe me

There are a surprising number of people who were found much too much later after sliding down somebody else's chimney

So let's have none of that crappola where you say "Here! Hold my wassail, and watch this!" and then go slide down some chimney while your drunk buddy drinks his wassail and then drinks your wassail and then stumbles off looking for a refill and finally wakes up in April or May to say "Holy shizz! Has anybody seen Wazzizname recently?" \