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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI think I just had phone sex! Someone called and asked for Larry! I said "there's no Larry here!"
She said "fuck you!" I said "well fuck you!" and hung up! Not very satisfying if you ask me!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I didn't hang up on you, when you called me. [img][/img]
just sayin' [img][/img]
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)When a woman calls asking if you are Larry, you say yes. Got it? Yes . . . how hard can that be? Geesh.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I advocate for phonesturbation.
Call your cell phone from your house phone and indulge in whatever phone sex fantasies you want with your own self. For as long as you want.
Then take yourself out for dinner.
Or maybe to the kitchen for whatever is in the fridge.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)Then put it down his pants and call himself repeatedly.
That is phonesturbation.
The dining after is a nice touch.
I didn't know that!
Has anyone ever called himself so many times the battery overheated and exploded?
That would suck.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Electrodes attached to the pleasure center of the primate's brain and then activated by a lever . . .
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)nolabear
(41,986 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)imo [img][/img]
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)antiquie
(4,299 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)Phone orgies. Very wild.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)Again. Boring. All day? This phone sex thing is not turning me on at all.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)Where is that inhaler?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)It might have lasted longer.
libodem
(19,288 posts)Bounding over the hill, like in Confederacy of Dunces.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)SEMOVoter
(202 posts)The watery stuff that gets all over the fries on the first squirt of ketchup.
I hate when that happens.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)mikeytherat
(6,829 posts)mikey_the_rat
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)mikeytherat
(6,829 posts)Per Green Room tradition, he was informed he must add something a bit blue to the dialog. He gave us "The Stranger," God bless him!
mikey_the_rat