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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:38 PM Feb 2013

I think I may have a stalker...

A "secret admirer" just sent me a heart.

I should probably go comb my hair or something.

Mouthwash wouldn't bring any objections either.

Standing a little closer to the razor wouldn't hurt.

Or the toilet.

Was it the woman who was following me in the check out line at Walmart?

Or the other woman that told me to "move my ass" at the traffic light?

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. This is so exciting!

I have to call my mother.


A big thank you to my secret admirer. My life is now more fulfilling because of you!

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I think I may have a stalker... (Original Post) Callmecrazy Feb 2013 OP
wow, all that for a stalker . . . In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1
I don't get out much... I'll take it where I can get it. nt Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #2
I understand In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #3
I live in South Florida... Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #4
Here's something to think about In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #6
You're crazy. Chellee Feb 2013 #5
Was it you, Chellee? Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #7
OK. Chellee Feb 2013 #8
Bummer... I gotta call my mom back. nt Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #9

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)
4. I live in South Florida...
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:52 PM
Feb 2013

It's always spring here.

I've been hoping to find a rose to knock the bloom off of, but lately all I'm finding are Stinking Corpse Lillies. Ewww!

Mostly I just end up playing with my joystick.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
6. Here's something to think about
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 08:59 PM
Feb 2013

at least your joystick won't pick up any nasty viruses until you find your rose.

[img][/img] South Florida is one of my most favorite spots, enjoy.

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)
7. Was it you, Chellee?
Mon Feb 11, 2013, 09:09 PM
Feb 2013

Did you send the heart?

It was you, wasn't it? You can tell me.
I don't know what to say. This is SO unexpected! But I think we're moving a little too fast. Let's just slow down and minute and let the feelings simmer a bit.
Absence make the heart grow fonder, you know.

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