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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts) Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:11 PM Feb 2013

The "Tell A Lie" Thread

I'll start: My birthday is May 32nd.

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The "Tell A Lie" Thread (Original Post) Jamaal510 Feb 2013 OP

I was born in a trunk in the Princess Theatre in Pocatello, Idaho Glorfindel Feb 2013 #1

I never lie! ohiosmith Feb 2013 #2

I'm lying. n/t krispos42 Feb 2013 #15

Oh and, I'm rollin' in the money again. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #29

I walked into Mordor, it was quite simple. charlie and algernon Feb 2013 #3

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane,,,,,,,,,,,,, benld74 Feb 2013 #4

I buried Paul. yewberry Feb 2013 #5

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. nolabear Feb 2013 #6

Cats are the best animals on the planet. bigwillq Feb 2013 #7

Should I wish you a Happy Birthday? siligut Feb 2013 #8

I didn't do it. I was not me. backtoblue Feb 2013 #9

Family dynamics... pipi_k Feb 2013 #10

I really am 29. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #11

I don't speak English. tblue Feb 2013 #12

I refuse to reply to this. Special Prosciuto Feb 2013 #13

That Loryn Feb 2013 #14

"I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!' AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #16

lmao! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #20

I'm an alumni of the University of Timbuktu womanofthehills Feb 2013 #17

Well, I'm an alumni of Wossamotta U PuffedMica Feb 2013 #30

Single and LOVING it! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #18

I am the King of England Art_from_Ark Feb 2013 #19

So, who's that they found in the car park? baldguy Feb 2013 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author NightWatcher Feb 2013 #21

I once smoked crack during a baseball game, Jamaal510 Feb 2013 #22

#1 The check is in the mail. #2 I love you. Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #23

It's not you, it's me pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #24

Internet memes are not annoying at all. Jamaal510 Feb 2013 #25

During a heat wave a trajedy occurred... Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #26

It's pronounced "Fraunkenshteen" sigmasix Feb 2013 #27

And my name is pronounced Eye-Gore. nt Callmecrazy Feb 2013 #28

Glorfindel

(9,730 posts)

1. I was born in a trunk in the Princess Theatre in Pocatello, Idaho

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:13 PM

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and I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. I never lie!

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:13 PM

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krispos42

(49,445 posts)

15. I'm lying. n/t

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:16 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

29. Oh and, I'm rollin' in the money again.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 07:47 AM

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1240&pid=223355

charlie and algernon

(13,447 posts)

3. I walked into Mordor, it was quite simple.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:28 PM

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benld74

(9,904 posts)

4. I was born in a cross-fire hurricane,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:33 PM

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yewberry

(6,530 posts)

5. I buried Paul.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:40 PM

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Or maybe cranberry sauce. Hard to tell.

nolabear

(41,987 posts)

6. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:46 PM

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bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

7. Cats are the best animals on the planet.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:46 PM

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siligut

(12,272 posts)

8. Should I wish you a Happy Birthday?

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:50 PM

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I am just thinking that is an unusual lie to chose.

backtoblue

(11,343 posts)

9. I didn't do it. I was not me.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 05:51 PM

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pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

10. Family dynamics...

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 06:10 PM

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I'm my own Grandpaw

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. I really am 29.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 06:24 PM

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tblue

(16,350 posts)

12. I don't speak English.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 06:59 PM

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Special Prosciuto

(731 posts)

13. I refuse to reply to this.

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 07:57 PM

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Loryn

(944 posts)

14. That

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:13 PM

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Mitch McConnell is dreamy.

AsahinaKimi

(20,776 posts)

16. "I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!'

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:18 PM

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BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

20. lmao!

Reply to AsahinaKimi (Reply #16)

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 09:35 PM

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Not lying!

No, wait...
That sucked, and totally did not make me spray snot bubbles on my mobile.

womanofthehills

(8,718 posts)

17. I'm an alumni of the University of Timbuktu

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:25 PM

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valedictorian of my class

PuffedMica

(1,061 posts)

30. Well, I'm an alumni of Wossamotta U

Reply to womanofthehills (Reply #17)

Sat Feb 16, 2013, 07:56 AM

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Welcome to Wossamotta University

http://www.wossamotta-u.com/

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

18. Single and LOVING it!

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 09:30 PM

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It's the bestest thing in the world!

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)

19. I am the King of England

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Thu Feb 14, 2013, 09:34 PM

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baldguy

(36,649 posts)

31. So, who's that they found in the car park?

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Sat Feb 16, 2013, 09:34 AM

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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

22. I once smoked crack during a baseball game,

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Fri Feb 15, 2013, 05:17 AM

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and was able to hit a home run and a triple!

Grantuspeace

(873 posts)

23. #1 The check is in the mail. #2 I love you.

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Fri Feb 15, 2013, 05:55 AM

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#3 I won't *** in your -----.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

24. It's not you, it's me

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Fri Feb 15, 2013, 06:07 AM

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Jamaal510

(10,893 posts)

25. Internet memes are not annoying at all.

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Sat Feb 16, 2013, 06:33 AM

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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

26. During a heat wave a trajedy occurred...

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Sat Feb 16, 2013, 07:30 AM

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The extreme heat caused a silo full of corn to overheat and explode. The popped corn formed a three inch blanket of fluffy white all around the farm. Tragically, the horses and other livestock thought the popped corn was snow and they all froze to death.

It's true, I swear.

sigmasix

(794 posts)

27. It's pronounced "Fraunkenshteen"

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Sat Feb 16, 2013, 07:38 AM

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Destiny Destiny- no escaping, that's for me.

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

28. And my name is pronounced Eye-Gore. nt

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Sat Feb 16, 2013, 07:45 AM

Feb 2013

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