"My ass" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "my ass".

[ohiosmith]

Who wants to live in a world without my ass?

[In_The_Wind]

1. Random Thoughts on my ass 2013

[ohiosmith]

2. Yes?

[In_The_Wind]

4. thank you

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Can anyone explain German toilets to my ass?

[In_The_Wind]

6. Silly MFM. I_T_W wants to remind MFM: MFM is home in the USA now.

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[ohiosmith]

9. Bwahahahaha!

[PoliticAverse]

5. "Something a little different: Amazing amateur photos of my ass." n/t

[ohiosmith]

10. Yes!

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. My ass VD.

[ohiosmith]

12. Yikes!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

8. My ass, my ass, a kingdom for my ass.

[ohiosmith]

13. Hahahaha!

[OriginalGeek]

11. Reel Romance: Post a Pic of a ohiosmith's ass.

wat? Oh...my ass....nobody wants to see that.



Although a little TMI confession. Last night my wife and I went to painting class where you drink beer and wine and ostensibly get taught to paint a picture. We had to be there on time so I had her pick me up at work and bring a change of clothes as I didn't want to paint in my work clothes. We have a minivan with very dark tinted rear windows and it was raining and dark at the time anyway so I jumped in the back to change clothes while she drove. I admit I enjoyed riding around au natural. I probably stretched that changing longer than I needed to.

[ohiosmith]

15. "Changing"! Is that what you call it?

[In_The_Wind]

16. !

[Ptah]

14. Hadn't had a good steak and kidney pie in my ass in twenty years! Had a great one last Monday.

[ohiosmith]

17. Bwahahahaha!

[kentauros]

18. Do your cats come when you whistle for my ass??

Well? Do THEY???

[ohiosmith]

20. Do your's?

[kentauros]

26. No, he responds to "clucking"

He never seems to notice the farting, though. Maybe he's just being polite, seeing as how I do notice when he farts

[kentauros]

19. If you aren’t old enough to remember my ass being in use,

then you've never had a colonoscopy.

[ohiosmith]

23. Yikes!

[benld74]

21. Valentine's Day pictures to enjoy and share (1 of 2 -- please kick MY ASS, now and then)

[ohiosmith]

24. Hahahaha!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

22. here's one that works both ways:

Lady in my ass. (ew)

My ass in black! (that's a little better)

[ohiosmith]

25. Blanche!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

27. ohiomyass!!!!!!!!!

LolololololoL

[ohiosmith]

29. Hahahaha!

[kentauros]

28. Holy crap I just won 4 tickets to see the Alan Parson's Project on my ass!

[ohiosmith]

33. Damn!

[kentauros]

30. Ellen and Sofia Vergara at my ass again.

[ohiosmith]

34. Hahahaha!

[kentauros]

31. Okay...my ass is the cutest goddamn thing I've ever seen.

[ohiosmith]

35. Pics?

[kentauros]

37. Look in the German toilet ... thread

[MicaelS]

32. Does my ass make my ass look too big?

If not, then I need to get a bigger ass.

[ohiosmith]

36. Hahahahaha!

[littlemissmartypants]

38. I had prepared my self for not getting any valentines today but

my ass seems to have been remembered.

[ohiosmith]

39. Very good!

[In_The_Wind]

40. o.m.g.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018304017

[csziggy]

41. When I despair over my ass...

I think of this guy. I think he asked how it could be worse than to live in Death Valley, then it started raining.

[ohiosmith]

49. Brilliant!

[NewJeffCT]

42. This isn't my ass, but I just had to share it everywhere...

"political"

[ohiosmith]

50. Hahahaha!

[madinmaryland]

43. I got Rush tickets for my ass!

[ohiosmith]

51. Hahahaha! Bum deal!

[mokawanis]

44. Happy Valentine's Day! Say something nice about my ass.

[ohiosmith]

53. Very nice! Not your ass,...your post!

[MrMickeysMom]

45. To be... or NOT to beeeee....

,... my ass!

[ohiosmith]

54. Sweet!

[kudzu22]

46. Am I the only person offended by my ass?

[ohiosmith]

55. Excellent!

[kurtzapril4]

47. I got another heart for my ass!

Thank you, mystery person!

[ohiosmith]

57. Hahahaha!

[Flaxbee]

48. Maybe the Pope got tired of my ass at the Vatican.

[ohiosmith]

58. You bad!

[Recovered Repug]

52. This comic strip cracked my ass up...

[ohiosmith]

59. Excellent!

[name not needed]

56. My ass: now in lego form!

[ohiosmith]

60. Bwahahahaha!

[HarveyDarkey]

61. Can you hear your cats licking my ass?

[ohiosmith]

62. Outstanding!

[Taverner]

63. My ass, the GOP has a plan!

[ohiosmith]

67. Hahahaha!

[yellowcanine]

64. I gave up my ass for Lent. Can you cover for me?

[ohiosmith]

68. Brilliant!

[kentauros]

65. Isley Brothers - Hello, It's My Ass

[ohiosmith]

69. Outstanding!

[pipi_k]

66. My ass...

borrows photographer's camera to take hilarious self-portraits

[ohiosmith]

70. You made me laugh out loud!

[pipi_k]

93. snicker...

My evil plot succeeded...

[kentauros]

71. Why has no one developed a God v My Ass video game?

Because My Ass would win every time?

[ohiosmith]

73. Very good!

[kentauros]

75. Well, let me just say

Thank you! This is one of the best "replacement" threads yet on myassunderground.com!

[Dr. Strange]

72. I've Just Eaten ohiosmith's ass.

Oh wait, I misread the quotation marks. Okay...

I've Just Eaten my ass.

[ohiosmith]

74. DUDE!

[datasuspect]

76. my ass is the enemy of my balls ass poop farts sack

[ohiosmith]

77. Man,....I have got to see the original thread!

[kentauros]

78. Rapper gets arrested for pot possession and the cops asked to pose with my ass. Not happy about it.

[ohiosmith]

82. You're on fire dude!

[kentauros]

79. Have to say it, My Ass is a seriously awesome Valentine's Day movie

[ohiosmith]

83. Blazing!

[kentauros]

80. My ass-cookie of the day

[ohiosmith]

84. Incendiary!

[backwoodsbob]

81. rofl

my uncle freebased cocaine off my ass with Sherman Hemsley in 1978

[ohiosmith]

85. Bwahahahaha!

[LiberalEsto]

86. TOMORROW'S phrase is...

12-foot snow penis

[ohiosmith]

88. Do it LE!

[hay rick]

87. My ass, inappropriate sleeping bag and pillow?

Especially the sleeping bag part.

[ohiosmith]

89. Outstanding!

[geardaddy]

90. 12-foot snow penis irks my ass.

[Grantuspeace]

91. Damn.... too slow again!

But then again, maybe it's better you get credit for this one? Lol

[Lady Freedom Returns]

92. "It's Fido Friday! No Love Here! It is the age old battle with my ass!"

I am surprised that no did this one yet.

[trueblue2007]

94. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO SLEEPY, I can't keep my eyes on "my ass" open

oh 2nd thought.... this isn't funny.

oh i don't care
don't care, my ass!!!

[trueblue2007]

95. SARAH PALIN.... I can see "my ass" from my house!!!

gosh i love tina fey

[CrazyOrangeCat]

96. My ass is on right now! Check it out!

[In_The_Wind]

97. Can anyone explain my ass to me?

[In_The_Wind]

98. Let's get a move on, my ass.

[In_The_Wind]

100. Have you ever felt like my ass?

[In_The_Wind]

101. (C'mon) My ass, It'll be fun!

[kentauros]

102. My ass attacking cars at Denver Airport!

Cue the monster music!

[In_The_Wind]

104. Why has no one developed a my ass v my ass video game?

[kentauros]

105. Maybe because those responsible

are all sitting on my ass!

[In_The_Wind]

106. ok, sigh, I'll share

butt only with you, kentauros. [img][/img]

[Turbineguy]

103. This day,

every day.