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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:17 AM Mar 2013

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Alien love! Mormon or Scientology? What's hotter?

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Alien love! Mormon or Scientology? What's hotter? (Original Post) ohiosmith Mar 2013 OP

I like the magic underwear myself.... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #1

I can make them disappear! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #3

Faster than a speeding bullet, I presume... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #4

No,...slowly,...gently,....softly! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #5

Your new ad campaign perhaps? Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #7

Yes! Visit Ohio: Slowly,....Gently,.....Softly! ohiosmith Mar 2013 #10

I hope Kasich is ensuring you are well recompensed for you efforts.... Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #12

What else you got? union_maid Mar 2013 #2

Snake Handling? Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #6

That has possibilities union_maid Mar 2013 #8

I think just documentaries! Sekhmets Daughter Mar 2013 #9

LDS: Steampunk Scientology nt politicat Mar 2013 #11

Alf HarveyDarkey Mar 2013 #13

How about something that involves regular sex? talkingmime Mar 2013 #14

Way to kill a thread Callmecrazy Mar 2013 #15

Seriously. That just doesn't seem alike a big part of Mormon and Scientologist life. talkingmime Mar 2013 #16

I dated a Scientologist in college and there was plenty of sex dr.strangelove Mar 2013 #17

Wow! So maybe Tom Cruise isn't a pent up boring guy now. Still not sure about Mormons. talkingmime Mar 2013 #18

Never knew and mormans personally dr.strangelove Mar 2013 #19

One of the reasons that you ALWAYS see two young missionaries out-and-about... MiddleFingerMom Mar 2013 #20

I like the Amish way. They send their young men out to "sow their oats" and most come back. talkingmime Mar 2013 #22

I get the feeling that post-marital sex is pretty rare too. talkingmime Mar 2013 #21

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

1. I like the magic underwear myself....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:24 AM

Mar 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

3. I can make them disappear!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:26 AM

Mar 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

4. Faster than a speeding bullet, I presume...

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:27 AM

Mar 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

5. No,...slowly,...gently,....softly!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:30 AM

Mar 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

7. Your new ad campaign perhaps?

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:32 AM

Mar 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

10. Yes! Visit Ohio: Slowly,....Gently,.....Softly!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:36 AM

Mar 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

12. I hope Kasich is ensuring you are well recompensed for you efforts....

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #10)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:39 AM

Mar 2013

They are,....heroic!

union_maid

(3,502 posts)

2. What else you got?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:25 AM

Mar 2013

Scientology is totally old and busted, but I think that Mormonism really peaked this past year with Candidate Fail. Time for something new!

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

6. Snake Handling?

Reply to union_maid (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:30 AM

Mar 2013

union_maid

(3,502 posts)

8. That has possibilities

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #6)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:33 AM

Mar 2013

For starters, the potential for a reality tv show is excellent. Or is there one already? I cannot keep up with all of them.

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

9. I think just documentaries!

Reply to union_maid (Reply #8)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:35 AM

Mar 2013

politicat

(9,808 posts)

11. LDS: Steampunk Scientology nt

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:37 AM

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HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

13. Alf

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:40 AM

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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

14. How about something that involves regular sex?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 12:42 PM

Mar 2013

Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

15. Way to kill a thread

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #14)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 01:16 PM

Mar 2013

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

16. Seriously. That just doesn't seem alike a big part of Mormon and Scientologist life.

Reply to Callmecrazy (Reply #15)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 01:40 PM

Mar 2013

They both seem kind of boring to me, on all levels, not just sex.

dr.strangelove

(4,851 posts)

17. I dated a Scientologist in college and there was plenty of sex

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #16)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 01:58 PM

Mar 2013

There did not seem to be anything limiting it.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

18. Wow! So maybe Tom Cruise isn't a pent up boring guy now. Still not sure about Mormons.

Reply to dr.strangelove (Reply #17)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:05 PM

Mar 2013

Isn't "abstenance" sort of Utah's state motto? I don't know why they want multiple wives. That's sort of weird. Then again, I can't (and don't want to) visualize Mitt and Anne having sex. Obviously it's happened a few times, but it just freaks me out.

dr.strangelove

(4,851 posts)

19. Never knew and mormans personally

Reply to talkingmime (Reply #18)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:09 PM

Mar 2013

but from what I have seen and read, I suspect premarital sex is far more rare then in many other faiths.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

20. One of the reasons that you ALWAYS see two young missionaries out-and-about...

Reply to dr.strangelove (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:25 PM

Mar 2013

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... is the practice of having them watch out for and watch over each other while they're
amidst the secular world of so many temptations.
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You might see a lot about pizza delivery guys and plumbers, but there are no Mormon
missionary pornos for this reason (OK, OK... Rule #34 -- but I'VE never heard tell of one).
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Q: Why do you never invite a Mormon missionary along on your fishing trip?
A: He'll drink ALL your coffee and beer.
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Q: Why do you invite two Mormon missionaries along on your fishing trip?
A: Neither one will touch a drop.
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talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

22. I like the Amish way. They send their young men out to "sow their oats" and most come back.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #20)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:33 PM

Mar 2013

To the best of my knowledge, they don't do that with young women, but then again they don't use electricity and ride around in buggies when it's freezing out. To each their own.

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)

21. I get the feeling that post-marital sex is pretty rare too.

Reply to dr.strangelove (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 9, 2013, 02:29 PM

Mar 2013

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