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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBy the second date, some say (OK, MANY say) MFM has grown MUCH too comfortable about it.
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By the second date, some say (OK, MANY say) MFM has grown MUCH too comfortable about it. (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Apr 2013
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My "The One That Got Away" claimed that she simply NEVER farted and in the...
MiddleFingerMom
Apr 2013
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LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)1. LOL!
CrazyOrangeCat
(6,112 posts)2. Hahahahaaa!!!
"Heavens, Lovey, a Yale man!!"
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)3. Dude! You are a force of nature!
zbdent
(35,392 posts)4. I thought that was when you knew you had a keeper ...
when she blames it on the dog ...
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)5. You clearly weren't acquainted with my second husband
He would excuse himself to go into the bathroom to fart. Took me a while to catch on. He was a gentleman. He was also extremely polite when he told me he didn't want to be married any more.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)6. My "The One That Got Away" claimed that she simply NEVER farted and in the...
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... five or six years that we were together, she never did.
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... for once during very energetic and acrobatic sex, she let out a little but very definite one.
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In a rushed voice, hilariously full of a sort of panic, she blurted out... "THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!!!!!"
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I laughed so hard and so long that it's amazing that I didn't erupt with a machine-gun volley
of my own.
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