Usually I detest rule-dictators about dressing and grooming, but Esquire's here are a bit fun
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.... 5. There is a name for men who can pull off wearing sports jerseys. They're called professional athletes. ....
12. The man who imparts opinions via T-shirt has neither the intelligence to form a cogent opinion nor the good sense to keep it to himself. ....
14. Justin Timberlake doesn't look quite as good as he thinks he does. ....
25. The only ribbed items a man should wear are socks and condoms, and he best not confuse the two. ....
33. To our knowledge, tank drivers never wore tank tops. If they did, we might like them better.
34. Khaki is a color. Chinos are a pair of pants. Know the difference but feel free to use the terms interchangeably. ....
39. No one you work with should ever see your toes or your nipples. Please dress accordingly. ....
41. The button fly is:
a) total bullshit.
b) the latest battle in the decades-old war between the all-powerful zipper and button industries.
c) a way to avoid tearing up your johnson.
d) all of the above.
(Answer: c) ....
44. Dress not like Kanye West. That goes for you, too, Kanye. ....
46. There's a 74 percent chance that a man who isn't wearing socks isn't wearing underwear, either. Both endeavors attract the same kind of man.
47. Don't borrow any clothes from that man. ....
50. Unless he's a chef, a gardener, or a jolly fat man from Holland, no one should ever wear clogs in his daily life. Same goes for Crocs.
51. Speaking of: We're not sure what Americans did to deserve Crocs, but whatever it was, we're sorry. We're really, really sorry.
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no one should ever wear clogs in his daily life. Same goes for Crocs.
This exception also applies to anyone in the medical profession ....
At intermission, he came down into the audience and walked over to the bar to order beer right next to where I was standing 
It was a great night!
Up against the wall you Redneck Muthas!
Don't fry bacon, walk through nettles, or weld while naked.
Neckties are stupid.
Swimsuits are stupid too, but often required for legal/cultural/religious and other arbitrary reasons.
Try to avoid jobs where you have to dress like this:
or this:
I have a very simple dress code.
Of course, the receipt says "final closeout, no returns accepted."
Despite the nuttiness in the fashion industry, there are few bigger nazis than tailors/seamstresses about how things MUST be, cut to the right/cut to the left, every stitch perfect, etc. So I'm guessing/assuming that belts work the same way?
