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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCrazy Rhubarb Lady doesn't like nosy bitches (video)
http://gawker.com/crazy-rhubarb-lady-is-really-into-rhubarb-doesnt-care-975671523After a rash of rhubarb burglaries in a nondescript Iowa town, local residents set out to uncover the culprit only to discover that the person behind the leafy larceny is exactly the kind of person you'd expect would steal someone else's hard-grown rhubarb.
"If the minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone and the mind of John Waters violently humped each other raw," is how Dlisted accurately describes this bundle of sunshine and neighbourliness.
Among her greatest hits: "You pinnochio fuckin' nose, go mind your own business"; "this is goddamn alley property, bitch"; "my lawn mower was stolen, bitch. By a fucking pig"; "Don't call me sweetheart, honeybun"; "you fuckin' lezzie"; and "you don't know how to cook anyway."
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Crazy Rhubarb Lady doesn't like nosy bitches (video) (Original Post)
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Jul 2013
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nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)1. I'm sorry, she's obviously a terrible person, but I LOL'ed at this...
rug
(82,333 posts)2. She needs a cigarette.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)3. I hate rhubarb.
Sounds like Cartman.
UtahLib
(3,179 posts)4. A spray of water from a hose might extinguish the fire spewing from that mouth. n/t
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. She's probably related to Insane Rutabaga Guy
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)6. I wish I knew how to photoshop.
I would have a picture of Grumpy Cat saying, "I like her!"
Dash87
(3,220 posts)7. It's laying eggs! Noooo!!!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)8. Bless her heart: she needs more than rhubarb.
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mockmonkey
(2,964 posts)9. Bob Saget! n/t