Yoga cat

[ashling]

[Neoma]

1. Death cats pose?

[Hoyt]

2. I've seen cats in lots of positions, but that one is the strangest.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Cats have no bones.

[Flaxbee]

4. I have two that are just fluid matter ... they're quite amazing. Cats have no true collarbones, tho

... one reason why they can squeeze through almost anything so long as they can get their head thru...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Cat physics is not the same as regular Newtonian physics.

Cats possess the ability to slip into other dimensions, which they demonstrate repeatedly when you look all over the house for them, in every drawer, closet, box, etc., and you can't find them at all until you rattle a package of cat treats and they suddenly appear out of nowhere, with a look like, "What? What?"

Also, the fact that they can assume a liquid-like state of matter when they want to is proved by the fact that they take on the shape of their container (a jar or box), like a true liquid.

They are also able to instantly grow extra, wildly flailing limbs when they don't feel like being picked up and held.

[Flaxbee]

6. lol - my cats Novi and Silver have at least 8 other legs that can shoot out of who-knows-where

if someone is trying to give them a pill...

And Bimbo-kitty vanishes all the time. Other dimensions, as you say. Quite right.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Yoga, schmoga!!! Just a man the rest of us men are envious of.

[Locut0s]

8. Hah LOL. I don't doubt that if that were suddenly possible...

many a man would mysteriously be unable to make it in to work tomorrow.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Correction.

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