"This would be a perfect time for Canada to invade"

[AmandaRuth]

My good friends Facebook status today, which I thought was funny enough to share with you all, (haven't posted in quite some time).

[trof]

1. I would welcome them with open arms.

sheesh

[AmandaRuth]

2. So true....

"My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." D.C.

Haha, I just crack myself up sometimes...

[loli phabay]

5. i doubt open would be the arms that they would meet

Even if the us military all disappeared there are probuably enough hunters in michigan alone to take on all the canadian armed forces.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

19. If the camo wearing jumbo bellied nitwits filling their trunks with beer at the IGA..

.... during Michigan deer season is any indication, I suspect the Canadians could brush those boys aside without much trouble.

[hunter]

3. I think there are a few Republican districts we could sell...

... hell, maybe they're so rotten we'd have to pay other nations to take them.

But it still might be worth it.

[ConcernedCanuk]

4. We're working on that . . .

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Upgrading our Navy as I type.

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[dixiegrrrrl]

6. LOL!!!!

[Wait Wut]

13. You're invading by way of the Great Lakes?

Cuz...um...we share a border. Might be easier to just walk in...or come by mooseback.

If you decide to come through the Great Lakes, would you do me a favor and grab some food from Chicago? We're starving in Arizona.

[ConcernedCanuk]

16. Sshhhhhh . . . .

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NSA be watching . . .



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[LiberalEsto]

7. Oh no! They would force their healthcare system on us

and rethug heads everywhere would EXPLODE.

Could be messy,

[ConcernedCanuk]

8. Wouldn't be that messy

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There's not too much inside rethug's heads.

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[Hassin Bin Sober]

20. More like lighting a fart, I suspect.

[Marie Marie]

9. I wouldn't blame the if they did. They are afraid

we plan to send Citizen Cruz back home. Who wouldn't ready their military at the thought of that?

[csziggy]

10. The Candians - They walk among us....

ETA:
Canadian Bacon -- Central Intelligence Canada Desk

[ConcernedCanuk]

11. Yes we do!

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How to Get a Mouse in a Beer Bottle

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[csziggy]

17. LOL! Poor baby mice.....

And we welcome every Canadian willing to put up with us crazy Americans!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. I can't imagine why they'd want us, the way things are lately.

[Goalie49009]

14. SAVE US CANADA!!!!!!!!! nt

[roamer65]

15. Please invade Michigan first, Canada.

You can annex us to Ontario. I want an OHIP card, too!!!!

[sharp_stick]

18. No, they get American

TV up there. After watching a few newscasts I'm surprised they aren't insisting on a wall for the Southern and North Western borders.

[LiberalElite]

21. Canada, France, Lichtenstein I don't care who

[texanwitch]

22. Yes

Texas is waiting.

Y'all will be welcomed with a shiner beer and chicken fried steak, or bbq.

[struggle4progress]

23. Is that what Ted Cruz has been up to?