Things I expect to see at the Republican convention this summer:

[hedgehog]

- Fist fights on the floor

- the chairman banging the gavel as large sections engage in loud chanting

- accusations of back room deals

[Throd]

1. A bunch of white people faking enthusiasm for Mitt Romney

[JaneQPublic]

7. Don't forget the strategically placed African Americans from central casting. (nt)

[MrCoffee]

2. I'm thinking of going and selling knock-off Viagra out of the trunk of my car

Fast-tracking my way to the 1% by my bootstraps, yo.

[sarge43]

11. Take some hookers and you'll own the place. n/t

[zbdent]

3. maybe the chairman giving up the podium to a trusted auctioneer ...

"I hear 25 ... 25 ... 25 delegates from Newt. Do I hear 30?"

...

"Sold to the corporation which wants to cut out any regulations on air quality whatsoever!"

[zbdent]

4. I'd sell condoms outside the convention

but I'd probably be busted by Rick Santorum.

[FSogol]

5. Rick Santorum will display Stigmata and start speaking in tongues.

News of Newt's new affair will come out with new allegations of Tiffany debts.
A crippled shell of an Irish Setter named Seamus will attack Romney.
John Boehner will cry.

[hifiguy]

6. I just want to see someone throwing shoes

towards the podium.

[Canis Mala]

8. You probably won't see

George W. Bush taking a victory lap.

Maybe our superpac could make something of it with commercials showing W. as the inspiration for R-Money's economic plans.

[pacalo]

9. Watch for these...

[sarge43]

10. It's Tampa, Rick

[LeftinOH]

12. Expect to hear popular music for which nobody at the RNC

sought permission to play publicly; expect to see at least one Confederate flag; expect to see a few people dressed as "patriots" (colonial-garb); expect to see at least a few Repub celebrities (Jon Voight, Kelsey Grammer, etc).

[hedgehog]

15. Wow! you've got them nailed!

[rug]

13. Crewcuts.

[nirvana555]

14. Possibly a brokered convention....n/t