I am totally at a loss for words

[ashling]

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[bluesbassman]

1. Destined to be a new holiday classic.

I know it'll be on my Thanksgiving Day playlist!

[In_The_Wind]

2. All these years of roasting a turkey I was doing it wrong ...

I forgot to wear jewels around my cleavage while slaving over a hot stove.

[jakeXT]

5. It's essential for everything in the kitchen

[In_The_Wind]

6. It's a little risky when frying food.

Hot grease spatters hurt.

[jakeXT]

7. Maybe it's in honor of her nickname

Dickie is married to his high school sweetheart, Debbie Sue Stickhead, nicknamed double D because her maiden name was Debbie Sue Dillon. She bakes, dances, sings backup, and loves her man. They have 3 somewhat beautiful children.

http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/DickieStickhead

[lastlib]

11. I'm sure it takes nothing away......

...from your "white meat"........

. . .

[In_The_Wind]

12. *blush*

[Joe Shlabotnik]

3. Watch out Yanks,

payback is a bitch.

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[jakeXT]

4. Did he try to fry it

[B Calm]

8. As a dirty old man, I liked looking at all the young beautiful girls . .

[lastlib]

9. Move over, Alice's Restaurant.....!