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undeterred

(34,658 posts)
Mon Mar 31, 2014, 10:34 PM Mar 2014

Man allows hyena to eat his genitals

A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.

Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.

Speaking to The Times of Zambia, Zulu said:

“On 24th March around 4am, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked. A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.

While it’s tragic indeed that Zulu has lost his opportunity to contribute to the human gene pool, he remains optimistic about his promised wealth.

“Even though I have lost some important parts of my body, I still hope to get rich.

The witch doctor has declined to comment, but the actual doctor who is currently treating Zulu said: “Yes, it’s true he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable.”






http://www.gapyear.com/news/216582/man-allows-hyena-to-eat-his-genitals

I'm speechless.

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Man allows hyena to eat his genitals (Original Post) undeterred Mar 2014 OP
Ouch! Marie Marie Mar 2014 #1
I think I would have gotten a second witch doctor's opinion pinboy3niner Mar 2014 #2
I would, after hearing the tip-off part. rug Mar 2014 #3
Or at least asked to speak to someone for whom this had worked. undeterred Mar 2014 #4
Darwin Award honorable mention? sakabatou Mar 2014 #5
Well, he has lost his opportunity to contribute to the human gene pool. undeterred Mar 2014 #6
It's one of the rare Darwins hobbit709 Apr 2014 #9
Would that treatment be covered under the ACA? edbermac Mar 2014 #7
The witch doctor or the actual doctor? undeterred Mar 2014 #8
Bad advice from an actual doctor is never free ... JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2014 #10
A true believer. Bless him! (nt) Ino Apr 2014 #11
Dat's nuts! OriginalGeek Apr 2014 #12
No more. 840high Apr 2014 #15
Couldn't he have offered just his toenails? shenmue Apr 2014 #13
Well I suppose one could try that. undeterred Apr 2014 #14
...heres how you call the witch doctor undeterred Apr 2014 #16
Who's laughing now? Orrex Apr 2014 #17

undeterred

(34,658 posts)
6. Well, he has lost his opportunity to contribute to the human gene pool.
Mon Mar 31, 2014, 10:55 PM
Mar 2014

I guess the hyena decided he was not worthy.

undeterred

(34,658 posts)
14. Well I suppose one could try that.
Tue Apr 1, 2014, 08:59 PM
Apr 2014

I wouldn't want to piss off a hyena though. I've heard they can break an elephant's leg.

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