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A man in Zambia has lost his genitalia after approaching a wild hyena and allowing it to feast on his naked body.
Chamangeni Zulu, originally from Malawi, was acting on a tip-off from a witch doctor in Eastern Province, who told him he would amass sudden wealth if he sacrificed some of his body parts. The witch doctor was vague regarding the manner in which Zulu would get rich from such an act.
Speaking to The Times of Zambia, Zulu said:
On 24th March around 4am, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked. A hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.
While its tragic indeed that Zulu has lost his opportunity to contribute to the human gene pool, he remains optimistic about his promised wealth.
Even though I have lost some important parts of my body, I still hope to get rich.
The witch doctor has declined to comment, but the actual doctor who is currently treating Zulu said: Yes, its true he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable.
http://www.gapyear.com/news/216582/man-allows-hyena-to-eat-his-genitals
I'm speechless.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)And I don't even have them but damn - that had to hurt.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)undeterred
(34,658 posts)sakabatou
(42,163 posts)undeterred
(34,658 posts)I guess the hyena decided he was not worthy.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)He removed himself from the gene pool but lived.
edbermac
(15,942 posts)undeterred
(34,658 posts)I think bad advice is usually free.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,354 posts)... bad advice from the internet is worth every penny.
Ino
(3,366 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)840high
(17,196 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)You know, less painful and all.
undeterred
(34,658 posts)I wouldn't want to piss off a hyena though. I've heard they can break an elephant's leg.