God Loves Ducks.

[red dog 1]

Three men died and went to heaven.
Upon arrival, Saint Peter greeted them and said:."Listen, When you cross through the gate, you'll see ducks all over..God absolutely loves ducks..But be sure not to step on any or you will be punished." ....The men, a little nervous now start walking through heaven

Man number one steps on a duck...Saint Peter comes running up to the man with the most ugly girl you have ever seen and hand cuffs the two together.
."You have stepped on a duck, this is your eternal punishment."

Man number two and three are really nervous at this point, and are hardly picking up their feet.

But man number two steps on a duck...Saint Peter comes running up to the man with an even uglier woman and hand cuffs the two together.
."You have stepped on a duck, this is your eternal punishment."

The third man is so nervous at this point, he is dragging his feet, desperately trying not to step on a duck..Just then, Saint Peter comes running up to the third man with the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, and hand cuffs the two together.
The third man explains happily, "Good lord, what have I done to deserve this?"
The woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."

[sakabatou]

1. Heheheh

[NV Whino]

2. I think duck tape would have been more appropriate than handcuffs.

[red dog 1]

6. Good one!

[question everything]

3. Can I send my ducks there?

One would think that with all the open water around they will not come to my backyard to drink the water from the water dish - and regurgitating - and dropping their shit around..

And Mrs. Duck sometimes stand in the dish for a long time, grooming herself, especially after Mr. Duck is a road kill..

[red dog 1]

5. We used to have 3 ducks in the backyard, many years ago..

..so I know what you're talking about.

[kentauros]

4. Well, those ducks certainly had no trouble with The Flood: