I have a smiley-related confession to make...

[LisaLynne]

So you know this smiley: ?

I always thought that like ... the little guy took a drink, then the liquid in the drink got irradiated or something, which turned him happy ... I can't quite explain it, but like, it indicated that the drink (perhaps the much talked about Kool-Aid) underwent a chemical reaction, but the smiley was already under it's influence, so he just laughs ...

However, now that I have seen that it's called "spray", I see the truth. It is so clear to me now and ... it was so convoluted before.

Not feeling all that bright at the moment.

[petronius]

1. I like your version better, now that I've heard it!

[LisaLynne]

2. Well, thank you.

[LaurenG]

3. A long time ago someone around here

Said they thought this one: was playing with a pile of something stinky. Made me laugh.

[LisaLynne]

5. Ha ha!

I can see that!

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. I always thought the glass contained floride

Don't ask me why. :shrug"

[LisaLynne]

6. Because Floride, as you know, is a vast

liberal conspiracy to ... um, wait ... I forget what. Take business away from dentists?

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. I think Floride

is the male form of Florida....