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steve2470

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Sun Aug 24, 2014, 09:13 PM Aug 2014

Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat "a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can"

http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Thinkgeek-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B004CRYE2C/ref=pd_sbs_indust_12?ie=UTF8&refRID=16CM7422F14S4P6ZENR6





Q: After long term consumption of this, will I poop rainbows?
A:
Yes! Small, edible pieces of bite size rainbow in fact! Please be warned however that a steady stream of urine (rainbow) after consuming this product cannot be cross with another of the same. The result will be dark matter.


The reviews for the Uranium ore have had me smiling for hours.
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Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat "a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can" (Original Post) steve2470 Aug 2014 OP
I smelt that one coming pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #1
Ore maybe lamb accidentally got in the can ? nt steve2470 Aug 2014 #2
Are you trying to make a mutton out of me? pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #3
I steak my reputation on baaaaaaad puns :p nt steve2470 Aug 2014 #4
Good luck! I happen to be A-1 in that category. pinboy3niner Aug 2014 #5
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