A new religious schism

[flyingfysh]

It seems that over time, every great religion becomes afflicted with schisms and divisions, and the appearance of heretical doctrines. And now this may be happening to the newest great religion: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The traditional sauce used by the faithful has always been a red sauce, generally marinara. But now there are dissidents in the church who say that a white sauce (mushroom or clam) should be used instead. If this comes to a war, the sides in the fight will obviously be called the Reds and the Whites.

Besides these main branches, there is another heresy: there are those who say that the pasta noodles should be wide and flat, and arranged in layers, with sauce in between. They even advocate putting excessive amounts of cheese between the layers. The adherents of the Lasagnanist Heresy even have a song used when preparing the sacred dish: "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses".

O Great Flying Spaghetti Monster: Reach out with your noodly appendage to protect your church from heretics, and lead the faithful back to the path of righteous dining.

[irisblue]

1. you just changed my dinner plans

[baldguy]

2. In my fathers house there are many pastas.

And many sauces to go with them.

[rurallib]

3. Better red than dead, I say

or is it better dead than red? I'm for marinara, anyway!

[Chan790]

4. Those of us in the Pestoist mystery faith know the real truth.

There is no salvation in FSM except through the divine basil.

Ramen.

[SteveG]

5. Tish tosh only those who follow the bolognese path

will have the meatiest experience of the faith.

[LiberalEsto]

6. I hear that supporters of the sauce of white pray to St. Alfredo

Patron saint of fettuccine and excess calories.

[pinboy3niner]

7. It's a big collander, there's room for all. nt